Thread: A Maggot/Minion has fallen from the path.

I'm writing to bring a most serious matter to the attention of the Maggot/Minion community. One of our number has fallen from the true path.

Despite having at least three season passes, despite being unemployed with other means of financial support, and despite easy proximity to world class skiing, this poor soul has failed to live up to the promise of his situation. The season began well enough. Hard snow, soft snow, no snow, lines were skied, stoke was posted, and life was lived near to it's capacity. Recently however, we (this person's concerned friends) have noticed an alarming trend. The number of ski days per week has declined to a frighteningly low number. Rationalizations are being made. "I'm too tired", "The snow sucks", "I'm bored with <insert name of home region>" and general apathy are the excuses given.

Please join me in urging our fallen Maggot back to the high standards of his predecessors in winter unemployment.

is this the first magnion intervention?

and who would this person be?

No, you're wrong, Telephil is employed.

Originally posted by CS
No, you're wrong, Telephil is employed.

Zing!

Originally posted by A Friend...
I'm writing to bring a most serious matter to the attention of the Maggot/Minion community. One of our number has fallen from the true path.

Despite having at least three season passes, despite being unemployed with other means of financial support, and despite easy proximity to world class skiing, this poor soul has failed to live up to the promise of his situation. The season began well enough. Hard snow, soft snow, no snow, lines were skied, stoke was posted, and life was lived near to it's capacity. Recently however, we (this person's concerned friends) have noticed an alarming trend. The number of ski days per week has declined to a frighteningly low number. Rationalizations are being made. "I'm too tired", "The snow sucks", "I'm bored with <insert name of home region>" and general apathy are the excuses given.

Please join me in urging our fallen Maggot back to the high standards of his predecessors in winter unemployment.

Anything less than 6 ski days per week during funemployment is UNACCEPTABLE.

I know who you are, and where you live.

a clue: his name rhymes with arty50

Okay okay, this is a very noble effort, I actually have friends trying to do the same thing with me. However, if there is something this particular person is more devoted to and enjoys more when the snow sucks, isn't that a good reason do do this other activity, whatever it might be?

Must be from skiing on those flaccid Volkls. Give the man some real skis and perhaps some turgidity is a possibility.

Originally posted by Telephil
Okay okay, this is a very noble effort, I actually have friends trying to do the same thing with me. However, if there is something this particular person is more devoted to and enjoys more when the snow sucks, isn't that a good reason do do this other activity, whatever it might be?

get out
bikemag.com needs ya & change your name while you are at it.

Hey, it's not me. After my battle with hill management, my 12 year pass run ended. After my battle with corporate management, my 13 year employment run ended too. I wish I would have known the coincidence was going to happen.

Still isn't me though. I wasn't living in Montgomery Estates, 5 minutes from Heavenly, and 45 from K-wood, unlike some other(s)...

Originally posted by Woodsy
get out
bikemag.com needs ya & change your name while you are at it.

Oh Snap!

Originally posted by Telephil
However, if there is something this particular person is more devoted to and enjoys more when the snow sucks, isn't that a good reason do do this other activity, whatever it might be?

Sure, but warm soft terrain park snow doesn't suck, Mr. Lincon Loop.



J-

The phUnky monkey lost his nail!!!!

Originally posted by Telephil
However, if there is something this particular person is more devoted to and enjoys more when the snow sucks, isn't that a good reason do do this other activity, whatever it might be?

You can masturbate all summer, once the resorts have closed.

Originally posted by jayfrizzo
Sure, but warm soft terrain park snow doesn't suck, Mr. Lincon Loop.



J-

BWA!! Yeah, i thought you were going to learn the lincoln loop...but you gave up skiing far too soon.

Originally posted by KQ
The phUnky monkey lost his nail!!!!

Yeah, dude, that's fukkin gross. And I have a high gross tolerance.

It unfortunate to someone missing out on what all of the rest of us wish we had.

Originally posted by Telenater
It unfortunate to someone missing out on what all of the rest of us wish we had.

but....but....if he's not "missing it" is he really missing out?

Originally posted by KQ
but....but....if he's not "missing it" is he really missing out?

Hmmmmm.....she has a point.

Originally posted by KQ
but....but....if he's not "missing it" is he really missing out?

Just because he isn't missing it, doesn't mean he isn't missing out on it.









Note: He actually is "missing out."

Originally posted by altachic
BWA!! Yeah, i thought you were going to learn the lincoln loop...but you gave up skiing far too soon.

That was the plan, but then you bailed on Moab, lost all my desire at that point.

Originally posted by Telephil
bla blah.

sprocket rockets bitch!

I'm at 49 days so far, and I'm a full-time corporate whore who lives 2 hours from the "mountain." If you can't hit 100 days living in SLT with no job, you don't deserve any of those passes.

Originally posted by Telephil
That was the plan, but then you bailed on Moab, lost all my desire at that point.

Bailing on Moab has nothing to do with skiing...you're just to pussy to sack up and keep skiing my friend.