Results 1 to 19 of 19
Thread: i found blurred's website
-
04-08-2004, 10:07 PM #1
wannabe
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Location
- westie
- Posts
- 2,549
i found blurred's website
heres a little excerpt:
" That reminds me of how much I hate babies. Why does everyone want to save them? There are too many babies. I'm not saying we should kill them, but if you happen to be giving your baby a bath and the phone rings.. well, nobody will judge you. Besides, you might get free brownies out of it at the funeral, and brownies rule. "
classics:
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule2
my new fav:
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=dawn_rules
blurred you da man
-
04-08-2004, 10:09 PM #2Ted. Stryker Guest
Just found that site? Check out these killer ones too!
www.ebay.com
www.yahoo.com
www.epicski.com
-
04-08-2004, 10:15 PM #3
wannabe
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Location
- westie
- Posts
- 2,549
damn b,
ive known for quite som etime brah, jsut trying to keep peeps informed
-
04-08-2004, 10:18 PM #4Ted. Stryker GuestThanks for the public service announcement, now go change your gay avatar to a huge cock or something.Originally posted by lax
damn b,
ive known for quite som etime brah, jsut trying to keep peeps informed
-
04-08-2004, 10:26 PM #5
wannabe
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Location
- westie
- Posts
- 2,549
did you seriousl just diss the chef, and indirectly hate on the muppets themselves, why don't you go take shots at jesus next
-
04-08-2004, 10:34 PM #6Ted. Stryker GuestThe Muppets are more like gay porn and beastiality flicks. Don't confuse the muppets as something "cool".Originally posted by lax
did you seriousl just diss the chef, and indirectly hate on the muppets themselves, why don't you go take shots at jesus next
-
04-08-2004, 10:37 PM #7
wannabe
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Location
- westie
- Posts
- 2,549
and some people just take jokes too far...damn mupppet-hating...i think im going to go cry...what has this world come to
-
04-08-2004, 10:39 PM #8Ted. Stryker Guest
It has come to little pinchers like you that still watch the Muppets, and cry in adulthood. You're definitely pedophile material.
-
04-08-2004, 10:51 PM #9
wannabe
- Join Date
- Nov 2003
- Location
- westie
- Posts
- 2,549
sweetOriginally posted by Ted. Stryker
It has come to little pinchers like you that still watch the Muppets, and cry in adulthood. You're definitely pedophile material.
-
04-08-2004, 10:56 PM #10
Hand built by robots
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- Posts
- 3,383
QHIAOWTPPSOriginally posted by lax
did you seriousl just diss the chef, and indirectly hate on the muppets themselves, why don't you go take shots at jesus next
Quality Humor in an Otherwise Worthless Thread Post Preservation Service
-
04-08-2004, 11:00 PM #11
In van, down by the river
- Join Date
- Nov 2002
- Location
- Eagle River Alaska
- Posts
- 10,315
These are funny mean but funny sample:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....crapart2_4.jpg
Jon, age 8 Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. FIts not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
Days on snow 12/13 season: 64
-
04-08-2004, 11:40 PM #12
Versitilier
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- Location
- Minneappletits
- Posts
- 2,087
Come on chef, don't feed the trolls.
"I smell varmint puntang."
-
04-09-2004, 07:57 AM #13
click click boom
- Join Date
- Nov 2001
- Posts
- 11,559
Phrases that make my blood boil
Ever hear someone quote some hackneyed proverb or some stupid expression they read on a greeting card somewhere, which causes you to think: "man, what a stupid bitch, I would love nothing more than to bludgeon her head against the wall"? Sure, we all have. These are a collection of some of the phrases that piss me off most.
May or may not be:
Ever hear someone say "that may or may not be the case," as if there's some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thanks for pointing out the only two possibilities in the universe shit-cock. These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be open-minded that it sounds like the debate in a political science class where no opinion is too stupid for the professor to consider and the same fat kid keeps raising his hand to tell you his dumb ideas about free market capitalism as you fantasize about repeatedly stomping his face into a jar. I hate talking to open-minded people. They're the same kind of people who emphasize every other word when they type as if you can somehow hear their obnoxious cadence in your head, for example: "we didn't go to the store, but we DID buy a cake." Cool it Shatner, we don't read in the same voice you speak.
Well that's just your opinion:
This one pisses me off just thinking about it. If you slit my throat right now you'd get shot in the eye with boiling blood. Any time you say something sucks around someone who disagrees, they try to validate their taste in shitty music/movies/clothing by reminding you that you still only speak for yourself, as if their opinions are in jeopardy of being monopolized by your own. Everyone already knows it's my opinion by virtue of the fact that I said it, no need to restate the obvious you dopey twat.
It takes one to know one:
Ever call someone a whore only to be countered with the bullet-proof come back: "well it takes one to know one"? You're basically saying "yes, I spread my legs for money, as do you." Good job Ms. Rotten-crotch, you've rebuked nothing. What difference does it make if the person calling you a slut is one as well? You're still a skanky bitch who charges money for hand jobs--and why the hell are you charging for a hand job anyway? Unless all your clients are paralyzed, any prostitute caught charging someone for a hand job should be sued for extortion. That's another reason prostitution should be legal: you can't really sue a prostitute for extortion if prostitution is illegal now can you wise ass?
I'm a child at heart:
Yeah, you're a child at heart, just as soon as children start going to work every day to rot in a cubicle for a meager pay check so they can drink their troubles away in a shitty bar for the rest of their lives. Unless you're an astronaut, secret agent, vampire hunter, or all three, you're probably a sellout; screw you. Nobody wanted to be a regional director of sales or an investment banker when they were kids. On top of that, nobody thinks you're cute or funny by stating you're a "child at heart" on your stupid online profile that you created because you're a boring middle-aged loser with sagging tits and yellow nails who survives off greasy TV dinners every night as you contemplate the exact moment your life became such a miserable shit hole. But hey, don't take my word for it. After all, passing by "Cartoon Network" as you're flipping through channels technically makes you a "child at heart." Either that or the world's oldest virgin.
Sorry, but (also known as "No offense, but"):
Girls usually say this when they think they're being clever: "sorry, but you're a moron." It's a phrase derived from the expression people use when they're breaking some bad news to an old friend: "I'm sorry to say this, but the results are back and... you're an idiot." The only problem is, they never intend to say it with such eloquence, but rather, they use the phrase like it's a blunt object, hammering their square insult through your round psyche. If you think someone's an idiot, just come out and say it without these pussy apologies you dumb hag. Unless you're a character in a fighting game, have big boobs, and just won the round with a bitch slap, saying "sorry" just before you insult someone is obnoxious, cut the bullshit.
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen:
Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen.
Hmmmmm / Uhhhhh:
Next time you ask someone a question, look for the trademark sign of an idiot: the "hmmmmm" noise they make while they're thinking. It's especially noticeable when you go to a restaurant and the waitress asks what you want to drink; there's always some fickle fingered asshole thumbing through the menu, sounding off like a moron with "uhhhhhh...." as if the waitress is just going to walk away without taking your order if you don't give her an audible cue that you are still breathing. These are the same type of people who repeat the question you ask them to buy time when they don't know the answer, hoping you won't notice that they're stalling. You don't need to make a sound while your five good neurons crank out the next malformed sentence from your cretaceous skull, numb nuts.
Some of the best things in life are free:
Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.
The grass is always greener on the other side:
If the grass is greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener now does he, asshole? The message that this proverb is trying to stumble through is that everything always looks more attractive when you don't have it. I'm sure there are millionaires crying themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailer park. Just face it: sometimes nobody envies you. There has to be a bottom and that bottom is probably you.
962,586 phrases were excluded from this list in the interest of stabilizing my blood pressure
-
04-09-2004, 08:14 AM #14
Registered User
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- Location
- Look at me!!! Look at me!!!
- Posts
- 2
Hey, look at me!
A little attention please!
-
04-09-2004, 09:23 AM #15
Saucy Maid
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- Location
- Outside the cube
- Posts
- 7,042
Yes sir! I repeat this mantra to myself every night as I dutifully mop the trailer floor.Originally posted by truth
I'm sure there are millionaires crying themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailer park.
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
-
04-09-2004, 09:25 AM #16
Saucy Maid
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- Location
- Outside the cube
- Posts
- 7,042
Who has that picture of the girl doing a handstand on the beach wearing a bikini with "Look at me! I'm an attention whore!" ?Originally posted by ted .stryker
Hey, look at me!
A little attention please!
She has not appeared in a while.
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
-
04-09-2004, 10:05 AM #17
Registered User
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- Posts
- 4
Blurred gives handjobs to surf rats on the beach to get his attention fixOriginally posted by snowsprite
Who has that picture of the girl doing a handstand on the beach wearing a bikini with "Look at me! I'm an attention whore!" ?
She has not appeared in a while.
Sprite
-
04-09-2004, 10:09 AM #18
Chordate
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- Location
- Jack Tone Road
- Posts
- 12,588
Why, we all do, thanks to the power of the interweb!Originally posted by snowsprite
Who has that picture...
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...ntiongirl.jpegIn the long run, we're all dead.- John Maynard Keynes
-
04-09-2004, 10:10 AM #19
Registered User
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- Location
- Look at me!!! Look at me!!!
- Posts
- 2
Ooh! Ooh! Over here!
More attention please!
If you start looking at the picture of the chick on the beach I will spew hate and call everyone here a gay. All eyes here!Last edited by ted .stryker; 04-09-2004 at 10:13 AM.
Bookmarks