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  1. #26
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    Why is it that any colorado thread is automatically reduced to sexual inuendos and vulgar language. It's quite the phenomenon. Just look at the two threads we have going right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ULLRismyco-pilot View Post
    Why is it that any colorado thread is automatically reduced to sexual inuendos and vulgar language. It's quite the phenomenon. Just look at the two threads we have going right now.

    It brings a joyfull tear to my eye, like that of a parent seeing their child's first steps or a hooker the first time she takes it in the poopenhausen.
    I'm not sure, but I lol'd.

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    it's because we're dicks. high altitude or something. everyone in colorado is an asshole, no one should vacation here.

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    It's gotta be the altitude.

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    Talking

    I think it's cuz we're better than anyone else.

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    Oh yeah, and that too. I just thought that was implied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    I think it's cuz we're better than anyone else.
    yes

    this is true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ULLRismyco-pilot View Post
    Why is it that any colorado thread is automatically reduced to sexual inuendos and vulgar language. It's quite the phenomenon. Just look at the two threads we have going right now.

    It brings a joyfull tear to my eye, like that of a parent seeing their child's first steps or a hooker the first time she takes it in the poopenhausen.

    jealousy
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    Nope, aprehensive joy

    Shouldn't you be fisting yourself over the fact it snowed 6 inches on top of nothing? Or have you learned to type with one hand?

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    i've already creamed myself...and it's more than six inches and it's still snowing.

    i'm going to go hit some urban rails in breck, totally wasted really soon.
    living well is the best revenge.



    "He said he was at costco serving ass kickings up in bulk"

    "Tequila is the most jealous of all the liquors. If you are going to partake in alcohol beverages and you're going to start with tequila, stay with tequila, don't mix that." ~ some bum

  11. #36
    urban? doesn't that require a city?

    So, back to the original question, couldn't one drop out the bottom of Zuma bowl and then skin up the other side to get to the back bowls of 'Stone?

    I'll admit it, I've always wondered about that. Probably a terrible idea in reality though.
    Everything is coming up Brady.

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    Breck - maybe "tourist urban." Should we call that a "tourban" rail then?
    Everything is coming up Brady.

  13. #38
    yeah, Indy was what I think I was thinking about.
    But I agree, not worth the effort unless there was good mid-winter coverage, and you were out for the tour a lot more than the turn.
    Everything is coming up Brady.

  14. #39
    I've heard it's a great town, Colts and all.
    Last edited by Chris Knight; 10-14-2007 at 01:24 PM.
    Everything is coming up Brady.

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    not worth going
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    Well, this thread confirms what I suspected. New lift = pounder magnet. Maybe the Pali line will shrink again. Like my ball sack when I'm in deep pow some place other than Half-ass County. Nice 6 today. What were the calling for 18? Standard Summit BS. Anyway back to my original rant... Why the fuck would you want to ski from Zuma to the Keystone Bowls?

    Wait a minute...are you the guy that I saw at Keystone one day on Pontoons? You have to be.

    EAD

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    ^^^ You miss the 14 that fell up high?

    I had easily 6 on my truck this morning before it really started to even snow hard (near berthoud at 10,400)

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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    ^^^ You miss the 14 that fell up high?

    I had easily 6 on my truck this morning before it really started to even snow hard (near berthoud at 10,400)
    Is it me or are you still trying to sound cool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grskier View Post
    Is it me or are you still trying to sound cool?

    Hey, you skiing today?

    (fag)

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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    Hey, you skiing today?

    (fag)
    Nein,

    I must do de workage... my one employee is out hunting this week so I must work, I'm going to try to get out Friday and Saturday though... we'll see.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ULLRismyco-pilot View Post
    up sts johns from zuma but either way would be a bitch and require a lot of time and effort just to ski the stone.
    I came out of Keystone one time and ended up there after a few hours. It was sort of downhill.

    The path from pussy crotch bowl to Montezuma Road might be packed down this year by the extra people so it won't melt. That would be nice. Rides are a little scarce though.
    Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ULLRismyco-pilot View Post
    anyone else think the bowl resembles a big, spread open vagina?
    I think the more PC responce would be "flesh flower" .
    Calmer than you dude

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    Montezuma....small dick bowl?

    If you're thinking of skiing to the road, have fun on sun baked, low-ele, no base snow. This expansion is for the east coasters looking to boost their egos. JONG run!
    They only live to get radical! - Bodhi

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    How was the basin today folks?
    Last edited by ULLRismyco-pilot; 10-15-2007 at 07:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ULLRismyco-pilot View Post
    HHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
    Cobra bowl is gonna be DEEEEEEEEP today bra!
    HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!
    Destro, you IDIOT!

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