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  1. #1
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    Scratch FS graphics

    I saw this over at gapic figured it would get a better run over here

    http://telemarktips.com/TeleNews36.html

    I'm not sure what to think just yet.......I'm trying to think about the motivation that would get people to buy something like that? Last years graphics were cool but this years, i just don't know if I get it
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was

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    sorry i guess that s the scratch BC not FS
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was

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    Originally posted by laseranimal
    sorry i guess that s the scratch BC not FS
    Sure it's not the OJ?

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    yeah, I saw the graphics, and was like "wtf?"
    then I heard the explanation and was like "wtf?"


    what the hell is wrong with just a naked woman?

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    My new pair of boards for next year.

    http://telemarktips.com/Resources/RossiWoman.jpg

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    Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
    My new pair of boards for next year.

    http://telemarktips.com/Resources/RossiWoman.jpg
    color me surprised.

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    ^

    You've said some pretty stupid shit in your day blurred but that just takes the cake, I can't imagine what kind of person would actually buy a topsheet of a women getting her throat slashed? How sick are you
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was

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    If you look at it a different way it is something else........I cant remember what but the rep pointed it out to me.
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    Originally posted by laseranimal
    ^

    You've said some pretty stupid shit in your day blurred but that just takes the cake, I can't imagine what kind of person would actually buy a topsheet of a women getting her throat slashed? How sick are you
    Think that's bad, I'm going to get Peter Pan being ass raped by the Cookie Monster airbrushed on the other ski.

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    link to rossi video shot by biglines

    http://www.biglines.com/videos/sia/Rossi.mov
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was

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    OMG SO CONTROVERSIAL OMG LOL

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    Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
    My new pair of boards for next year.

    http://telemarktips.com/Resources/RossiWoman.jpg
    Your karma for buying said skis will result in multiple coreshots from the weak ass Rossi base material. Don't say I didn't warn ya.
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    Blurred Elevens This person is on your Ignore List.


    -not even going to bother
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was

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    Blurred Elevens Guest
    Originally posted by laseranimal
    Blurred Elevens This person is on your Ignore List.


    -not even going to bother
    phUnk has officially let you know that you're a little bitch. Thanks for STFU.

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    I'll be more worried when this makes its way onto a ski

    http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic21166.jpg
    Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.

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    Last year: perspective a: some blobs
    perspective b: some boobs

    Next year: perspective a: chick getting throat cut
    perspective b: freddie krugar (sp)?

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    Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
    Think that's bad, I'm going to get Peter Pan being ass raped by the Cookie Monster airbrushed on the other ski.
    that is truely funny as hell. where do i get a pair?
    smoke crack and worship satan

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    Well, it makes for interesting chairlift conversation, especially with the ladies sitting next to you.

    Woman: "whats that graphic on your skis?"
    bc wearer: "oh, its just a friendly picture of a woman getting her throat slit."
    (long silence)
    be wearer: "you want to get a drink after this?"


    I happen to think Blurred sick sense of sarcasm is funny, why is it half the board doesnt get it?

    Just read the peter pan comment, that would be a funny graphic. I could see it replacing the wizard on the explosiv

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    Re: Scratch FS graphics

    Originally posted by laseranimal
    Last years graphics were cool but this years, i just don't know if I get it
    WTF, the other one is all black, plus i think tits on skis was way better and they should have expanded on that

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    Re: Re: Scratch FS graphics

    Originally posted by powderhound
    WTF, the other one is all black, plus i think tits on skis was way better and they should have expanded on that
    No kidding. There was nothing wrong with the naked silhouette. Switching from depicting suggested nudity to murder... WTF?

    If the rep hadn't gotten so graphic in the explanation I don't think people would have read so much into it.
    "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"

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    i didn't even see the throat slashing until it was pointed out. If you look at the other color, it looks like janet jackson w/ a super exagerated pastie thing coming off her nipple.

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    Originally posted by repeat
    i didn't even see the throat slashing until it was pointed out. If you look at the other color, it looks like janet jackson w/ a super exagerated pastie thing coming off her nipple.
    Same here. And there is no way to tell it's a woman at all.
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    I find it kinda ironic that the woman writing the linked article is complaining about the public portrayal of violence against women in the form of a sillowette on a pair of skis when next to it she puts a picture of Nichole Brown Simpson lying in a pool of her own blood. Are my non-existant children going to be more scarred from running across a pair of bloody Rossis or from running across Ms. Simpson's corpse on the net? They've seen a plane crashed into a building. I'm pretty sure they're not gonna be phased by a paint job.

    '05/'06 Rossis should be called "The Wife Beater" and should have a topsheet covered with TV Dinners, cans of Milwaukee's Best, and a belt.

    That being said, I too liked the tits better.
    "I smell varmint puntang."

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    I like T-n-A films more than slasher films.
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    Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge

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    Graphics....those graphics are very tame...you have to think about what it is...to me that's fine.

    The video of the dude laughing is what you should be pissed about, not the ski.

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