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  1. 08-16-2007, 10:02 AM #1
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    A question for the science types out there...

    I just took a dump, and it floated. Does that mean I am not a witch?
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    Did it look like a duck?
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    It depends. Did it weigh the same as a duck?
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    Semen floats, too...you've swallowing again, haven't you?!
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  9. 08-16-2007, 11:57 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I just took a dump, and it floated. Does that mean I am not a witch?
    As above if it or you weigh the same as a duck, you ARE a witch

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  10. 08-16-2007, 12:58 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I just took a dump, and it floated. Does that mean I am not a witch?
    Yes. Perhaps you're a warlock, though.
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    perhaps if you simply layoff the burritos?
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  13. 08-17-2007, 04:59 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I just took a dump, and it floated. Does that mean I am not a witch?
    Nope it probably just means air got trapped in the condom before it slipped off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I just took a dump, and it floated. Does that mean I am not a witch?
    No, it means you finally shit the gerbil out.
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    Gerbils float... so they're witches?
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    You shit a brick, and you can build bridges out of brick, (or stone), so you can not use that as a criteria to determine if you are a witch....."you got to know this things to be king."

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I just took a dump, and it floated. Does that mean I am not a witch?
    You need to reach in and grab the floater. Lift it up and pick out all the corn, then throw it back in. If it still floats, you are satan.

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