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    How long does it usually take for UPS tracking numbers to show up?

    I have a number but it isn't registering in the system, how long before they usually show up?
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    24 hours or less.

    you usually get the tracking number when the item its dropped off, but they don't register till the item is picked up and scanned by the driver.

    so just relax, cause you are the son of Bukki, and a descendant of Aaron. The Lord is your strength.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marshalolson View Post
    24 hours or less.

    you usually get the tracking number when the item its dropped off, but they don't register till the item is picked up and scanned by the driver.

    so just relax, cause you are the son of Bukki, and a descendant of Aaron. The Lord is your strength.
    i have so few things to look forward to...









    that tracking a pkg with a bike frame is about as exciting as my life gets right now.

    edit to add with the biblical reference, you moving closer to unseating basom for consistently killing it, marshal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    i have so few things to look forward to...









    that tracking a pkg with a bike frame is about as exciting as my life gets right now.

    edit to add with the biblical reference, you moving closer to unseating basom for consistently killing it, marshal

    Marshal doesn't kill shit besides threads and wheels.
    Drive slow, homie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z View Post
    Marshal doesn't kill shit besides threads and wheels.
    he would kill you. with one arm, skinny boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    he would kill you. with one arm, skinny boy.
    What? Is this fat power month? Fatttt powerrrrrr!


    Drive slow, homie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z View Post
    What? Is this fat power month? Fatttt powerrrrrr!


    I would gladly be fat than be physically akin to emo boy
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    yeah but Z gets the dank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z View Post
    Marshal doesn't kill shit besides threads and wheels.
    i'll kill you. in the face.

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    for free.

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    you can feel the love lapping around your ankles like a hot tub festering with white bubble skin mold
    Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
    Push it on into systematic overdrive
    You know what to do

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    you should sue
    Elvis has left the building

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    Refreshing the tracking page is probably my second most favorite thing about buying an item.

    My favorite part is going to the post office and picking the item up, then in frenzied excitement I open the package up at the bus stop then get denied access because I have two razor sharp 179cm sticks. I then get to walk 4 km home with a pair of skis over my shoulder in 32 degree heat (Canadiana) feeling extremely smug and pleased with myself.
    I belong to a cult that believes in wrecking leather jackets, dying themselves purple and demolishing 40 beer.

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    Yeah, the Tracking Number represents a place holder in the system that lets them figure out how to route stuff. The system doesn't start tracking the number until the package gets picked up and the UPS driver enters (scans) the label. I've had items that I dropped off and got Tracking Nos. from the shipper, where the Tracking No. didn't work until the next working business day.

    I'd be worried if it took more than 24 hrs, as marshal said.

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    (From XKCD)

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    You've been reading the wrong material:

    For your convenience we have included tracking information for your shipment. You will need to allow up to 24 hours for the information to update, before tracking information is visible.
    Or is this just about your dickwaving about a new bike again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    You've been reading the wrong material:



    Or is this just about your dickwaving about a new bike again?
    Well it won't matter because the shipper only gave me a 17 digit tracking number, hence missing one digit. I contacted him.

    No dickwaving necessary, my arms arent' strong enough to wave my anaconda sized cock.
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    Tell the truth, Ron, you're just waiting for the new blow up doll, right?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Tell the truth, Ron, you're just waiting for the new blow up doll, right?
    Guilty as charged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    No dickwaving necessary, my arms arent' strong enough to wave my anaconda sized cock.
    So your gf must look something like this?

    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    So your gf must look something like this?

    Intentional infliction of emotional distress.
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    sweet baby jeezus, so young he can't even speak, but still omnipotent, is crying right now.

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    This is an uber bump

    Holy God
    This has got to be the most off topic thread I have seen in months

    so give me a moment to and give feedback

    marshalolson Ill give you my address and call your bluff
    but thanks for the answer I was looking for.

    Rontele, did you Google that to sound smart man, and what on earth made you think of a penis in this thread.
    Men that brag about there penis to other men especially in ridiculous proportions are usually homosexual and/or below average penis size.
    I have no problem with homosexuals it is just a valid point.
    I would hope you do not reproduce
    And by the way I am a "skinny" guy however have fought with alot of "Big guys" and never got hit 1 time size reduces speed.
    The best fighter I ever sparred with was a 95 lb 16 yr old girl who had a 3rd degree black-belt.
    Before anyone makes a wise crack about it you go fight her she has studied several forms of martial arts.



    fonixmunkee <--- that was good


    cj001f - ignorance is not a valid lawsuit.




    MakersTeleMark- where did you get the thought of a penis in this anyway...

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