Thread: The Snowboarding Candidate

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Maybe we can use a chinese downhill to determine the Presidency.

Can shrub do this? I doubt it..
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from the CNN Morning Grind:

Kerry tries extreme sports
Back to Kerry, who we hear spent yesterday morning and early afternoon snowboarding. Today, he plans to get up very early, hike up a mountain (carrying his own skis!) and then ski down. Several Secret Service agents, looking less than thrilled, were spotted in town late yesterday afternoon, at a ski shop purchasing and renting gear and equipment.

Many of the agents assigned to Kerry's detail are from Texas, so snow doesn't seem to be their thing, according to Roselli. No word if Kerry plans on commenting on anything other than what sports he plans on tackling next.

The Knuckledragger in Chief instead of the Knucklehead in Chief. Lesser of two evils?


edit --- Suppose any of those secret service agents from texas are dentists?.

"Today, he plans to get up very early, hike up a mountain (carrying his own skis!) and then ski down. "


Taking the early am tour with the Rev?

pffft. He's totally counterrotating in that first shot, and he's completely bent at the waist in the second shot. I'm not voting for him (heavy emphasis on the winky face.)

Originally posted by watersnowdirt
He's totally counterrotating in that first shot

Maybe he's setting up for the Butter to Switch 5...

So, the election has come down to this: Masshole vs. Texan?

Heh. A friend of mine on our patrol here is taking him touring today on a pretty popular peak north of here. Supposedly he is a very nice guy and pretty down to earth.

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Heh. A friend of mine on our patrol here is taking him touring today on a pretty popular peak north of here. Supposedly he is a very nice guy and pretty down to earth.

heh... Dave Barry didn't get the same vibe from him:

"...I will support whoever is, even if it is Sen. John Kerry, who once came, with his entourage, into a ski-rental shop in Ketchum, Idaho, where I was waiting patiently with my family to rent snowboards, and Sen. Kerry used one of his lackeys to flagrantly barge in line ahead of us and everybody else, as if he had some urgent senatorial need for a snowboard, like there was about to be an emergency meeting, out on the slopes, of the Joint Halfpipe Committee. I say it's time for us, as a nation, to put this unpleasant incident behind us. I know that I, for one, have forgotten all about it. That is how fair and balanced I am. "

pffft. He's totally counterrotating in that first shot, and he's completely bent at the waist in the second shot.

Looks like he's lost the entire gapicski contigent's vote.