Thread: Humorous Boat Names
06-11-2007, 08:56 AM #1
Humorous Boat Names
Driving around this weekend we came across this one...
Seen any other memorable ones?...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.
06-11-2007, 12:07 PM #2
Used to be an early '80's built Marco gillnetter in Bristol Bay, AK named the Jeannie. Guy showed up one year with a roughly painted "X" to the right of Jeannie. Guess he adheared to the old proverb of not changing the name of the vessel (simply modified it after divorce I suppose).Not soliciting business through casual internet associations
06-11-2007, 12:16 PM #3
My buddies boat is named "The Wet Spot".`•.¸¸.•´><((((º>`•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸.•´¯`•...¸><((((º>
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06-11-2007, 03:16 PM #4
There is one on our lake up in CT.
The lake is named Bashan Lake.
The boat is MASTERofBASHAN.
I have a name for my 1972 Boston Whaler that I just haven't gotten around to yet.
It has a lot of nicely varnished mahogany in it.
The name is MOORING WOOD.
I'll do it one of these days.
06-18-2007, 01:22 PM #5
we have a crappy little 20 foot Sea Nymph without a name, so we just took a sharpie too the logo on the sides and changed it to "Sea Nympho"....
not really funny, but we have a fishing boat on Big Pine Key named "Little Twig" and my families last name is Stem.....
kinda wood/plant theme
06-19-2007, 02:22 PM #6
If I had a sailboat, I'd name it: Passing Wind"I'm on the High-T and all I need is a little gravity to bring me back...back to the fringe"
06-19-2007, 02:55 PM #7Putting the "core" in corporate, one turn at a time.
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06-19-2007, 06:14 PM #8
was driving my mom once when we passed a boat named "muff diver."
06-20-2007, 10:42 AM #9
06-20-2007, 03:12 PM #10
a preverbial favorite of mine is The Money Pit. A boat i saw in Kodiak was called the Master BaiterOur world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.
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06-20-2007, 03:17 PM #11
My buddy's X-Star up at Ruedi Res in Aspen is named Wide O Wake, the water at Ruedi is usually in the sub 50s....
06-20-2007, 09:04 PM #12
A guy I knew in the Keys had a little dingy(the kind you throw in the back of a pickup) with a trolling motor. He named it "Eat my wake".
06-21-2007, 05:51 AM #13
I was gonna name mine beer money when I finally buy oneIts not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
06-21-2007, 10:29 AM #14
I used to own a sportfishing boat called the "Mimi." We had a center console psuedo-tender that we called the "Mini-Mimi."
06-21-2007, 11:11 AM #15
06-21-2007, 07:59 PM #16
06-25-2007, 07:39 PM #17Registered User
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one of my best friends bought a boat last summer with the name Bud Man.
Bad luck to change the name but it suits us pretty well nonetheless
06-29-2007, 01:39 PM #18
and the dingy was name A little Mor-tail"Hold my beer...Watch this!"
06-30-2007, 07:53 AM #19
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07-01-2007, 06:13 AM #20
My husband and I have a 19 ft Jet boat. The water spray makes it fun to have Squirt Boat Fights with a few other jet boat owners on the lake. Thus we named our boat..........Squirt Boat.
Kinda dumb but tons of fun.Sometimes you have to let your bad self ski...
07-04-2007, 04:02 PM #21
Saw a bright red boat on the lake last weekend and it had Red Rocket on the back. I had a good laugh.
07-05-2007, 02:19 PM #22
07-07-2007, 05:41 PM #23
My firends and I have a beater 17' bass boat named "Piece of Ship".
We get lots of laughs both on the water and towing it around.
07-07-2007, 06:06 PM #24
At Costco In Scottsdale about four years ago I saw A freakin' huge boat filling up and two girls wearing what would could be loosely bikini's (think wild weasal) and printed across the back "Cum Shot" 'bout 99% it was Jenna Jameson.
Margaritaville and Prescription are a couple of nice hose boats I know, Like both of those names. Doctor's orders are along the same line.Skiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.
07-10-2007, 08:25 AM #25
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