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Thread: A maggot as the next 'Bachelor'?
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05-22-2007, 08:44 PM #1
A maggot as the next 'Bachelor'?
Someone needs to step up to the plate.
DOOOOO IT.
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05-22-2007, 08:48 PM #2
SuPu? You watch it again tonight didn't you.
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05-22-2007, 09:06 PM #3
I can't believe that show made it to this forum!! Gross.....
I only hang with gear whores
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05-22-2007, 09:12 PM #4
I nominate Summit.
That'd be like watching a bull chase a matador through a china shop.
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05-22-2007, 09:24 PM #5
^^^^^^^
that would be quality TVThree fundamentals of every extreme skier, total disregard for personal saftey, amphetamines, and lots and lots of malt liquor......-jack handy
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05-22-2007, 09:42 PM #6
I'm watching a pitchers duel tonight, so I decided to fill it out. I'm guessing the picture and occupation have a lot to do with who makes it through the first round. You can also nominate people, not sure if numbers would matter, I'm guessing it's just to get more nominees. Otherwise maybe we could vote a maggot on.
Go Sharks.
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05-22-2007, 10:08 PM #7I hate your life
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Hell no, I nominate Splat
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05-22-2007, 10:12 PM #8
Oh man, Splat would be good television.
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05-23-2007, 12:15 AM #9rain
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Summit AND Splat. That way the drama is there from the beggining!
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05-23-2007, 12:22 AM #10
if i get on, i'll let ya all know
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05-23-2007, 03:52 AM #11who guards the guardians?
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You need a guy that the girls will fight over to make good TV.
That rules out Summit.
SuPu's got the sex appeal, but he's married.
Splat would boink all the girls in nightly naked orgies in the pool. Then he'd hire them all for his new revival of the Mustang Ranch - all the while convincing them he couldn't pick just one of them.
GoneHuckin would provide some weekly behind the NSFW pron, so you know who you should support.I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
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05-23-2007, 06:04 AM #12
Tatsuno is the right man for this job.
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05-23-2007, 06:34 AM #13
Where's Yo-Cletus when you need him?..that dude would be perfect:
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05-23-2007, 07:45 AM #14
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05-23-2007, 09:26 AM #15Registered User
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"A Bachelor and a Maggot"
Cant you just see him making the princesses put on ski gear, drop rowdy lines, and go fishing in the parking lot at ski areas 'got change for a nickel?'
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05-23-2007, 09:30 AM #16
I already did a full season
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05-23-2007, 09:31 AM #17
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05-23-2007, 09:31 AM #18
Girls fighting over a Maggot. That would give hope to every ski town dirtbag who faces almost insurmountable handicaps, etc high Male-Female town ratios, menial job (if any), aching car, etc.
On the flipside, I think the show might be funny in having a whole bevvy of Maggettes ignore the guy as they plot some adventure.
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05-23-2007, 09:57 AM #19
I nominate Z-bo and if Squirrel would ever take time off from skiing rowdy shit, he is my second pick.
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05-23-2007, 11:33 AM #20
They can probably even out the goggle tan using makeup, so that shouldn't be a problem.
Splat isn't exactly the candidate you'd think of for that show, but I'll tell ya what, I'd watch it if he was on!
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05-23-2007, 12:51 PM #21
A Maggot as "The Bachelor"???
But you can't show der poopenhausen on TV
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