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    Roolz

    I think I've mentioned some of these before, but in case I didn't:

    - Don't post someone else's email address, phone number, or physical address! We will delete it.

    - Don't try to intimidate TGR by mentioning your buddy, roommate, roommate's buddy, etc. who is a lawyer. We hate that shit. We will ban you for it.

    - Don't threaten the president! If the Secret Service comes calling, we will give them all the information we can find about you. If we can figure out the Secret Service's email address, we might just send them all that info before they even ask.

    - Try not to be a complete fucking idiot. Don't post in all caps. Don't start 100s of pointless, stupid, look-at-me-I'm-a-moron threads. Don't post pictures of turds.

    - Get a fucking life and quit sucking at being a human being. If you post here all day and then refresh hoping that counts as human interaction you need a beating.
    Last edited by clownpoo; 07-25-2007 at 12:52 AM.

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    yeah for the suit.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    So what's the penalty for violation of roolz?
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    Sticky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skimoore View Post
    Sticky?

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    suit's still tryin to figure out how all of the functions work.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit View Post
    - Don't threaten the president! If the Secret Service comes calling, we will give them all the information we can find about you. If we can figure out the Secret Service's email address, we might just send them all that info before they even ask.
    http://www.secretservice.gov/field_offices.shtml

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    Thanks Suit, those Roolz are just common sense and decency, a couple of thinkgs that have been in short supply around here recently.

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    sticky in this forum is a lot different than sticky in the padded room . just an fyi suit.

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    Soooo, can we solve a shit ton of problems by banning all aliases?

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    Just checking...., but it is still okay to call the prez an ass, right?

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    The Suit's Rules Rooooool!!!!

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    There seems to be an effort here on the board to believe the best in people. That somehow the asshole who posts pictures of cocks and throws out vitriolic racial spite is somehow only a manifestation of a good person aka an alias.

    I say, fuck that.

    I say let us believe in the bad of people. Let us believe that the guy who is a rampant asshole non contributing piece of shit really is all that regardless if it is an alias or a member.

    Let us believe that people aren't perfect and are vindictive petty little assholes who generally don't change and resist all outside effort towards growth.

    Let us believe that people who bitch and moan and whine about EVERY little problem really are people who bitch moan and complain about things in real life.

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    fuck rules. we don't have rules. those aren't rules. those fall under common-"don't be moron or we'll beat you"-sense

    don't be a moron or we'll beat you and the suit will throw your bloodied corpse to the hounds


    I wouldn't call "don't break federal laws" or "don't commit treason" a board rule... sick the secret service on the moron...
    Last edited by Summit; 05-11-2007 at 11:08 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Summit has been beaten....A LOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post
    There seems to be an effort here on the board to believe the best in people. That somehow the asshole who posts pictures of cocks and throws out vitriolic racial spite is somehow only a manifestation of a good person aka an alias.

    I say, fuck that.

    I say let us believe in the bad of people. Let us believe that the guy who is a rampant asshole non contributing piece of shit really is all that regardless if it is an alias or a member.

    Let us believe that people aren't perfect and are vindictive petty little assholes who generally don't change and resist all outside effort towards growth.

    Let us believe that people who bitch and moan and whine about EVERY little problem really are people who bitch moan and complain about things in real life.
    I concur. So go fuck yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    fuck rules. we don't have rules. those aren't rules. those fall under common-"don't be moron or we'll beat you"-sense

    don't be a moron or we'll beat you and the suit will throw your bloodied corpse to the hounds
    There are rules. This isn't 'Nam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spare Alias View Post
    Summit has been beaten....A LOT.
    It's OK... I don't you banned... but AsheanMT is sharpening his machete
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    fuck rules. we don't have rules. those aren't rules. those fall under common-"don't be moron or we'll beat you"-sense

    don't be a moron or we'll beat you and the suit will throw your bloodied corpse to the hounds


    I wouldn't call "don't break federal laws" or "don't commit treason" a board rule... sick the secret service on the moron...
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    Quote Originally Posted by skimoore View Post
    There are rules. This isn't 'Nam.
    there are no rules. i'll frag your ass!
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    I guess you could say there is one official rule here: don't piss off the Suit.

    This is an self-moderating forum AND a benevolant dictatorship.

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    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    This was a self-moderating forum 2 years ago.
    Fixed it for you.
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    Threatening to assassinate the president = Darwinism in action.

    I vote to allow.

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    ladies and gentlemen, i give you - the man.
    each day, he slightly increases his authority over his minions..
    nobody notices it, nobody cares.
    then, one day, we find ourselves in the midst of a authoritarian regime.
    be careful of the man, my friends.
    he'll certainly get you - if you don't get him first.




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    They're real, baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    there are no rules. i'll frag your ass!
    That was obscene, hateful, and involved a threat of violence. SUITTTTTTT, Help...or my third cousin's wife's hot friend's brother will sue.

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