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03-09-2004, 11:00 AM #1
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Beer is the devil: That RIGHT I said it.
Saturday evening:
The Setup:
A man on the verge of a mental breakdown.
The place:
The pipeline and club bar.
The result:
I quaff nothing but turkey 101 and ginger with a debaucherous crew ready to drink the sky blue.
Fights ensue, naughty dancing, rampant pool sharking, snow ho's and snow mo's, people passing out on their feet.
A good night.
Sunday morning:
The setup:
Time to rise and shine.
The place:
My house
The result:
My eyes pop open and life is good, I stumble off the couch but everything comes into focus and I feel great. Greasy eggs and bacon later I am ready to go! No ill affects
Monday Night
The setup:
I'm Rick JAMES BIOTCH!
The place
The pipeline, ESB (yes karl, the egan street bar
The Result
It starts with the high life and eventually moves to HARPS. Tonight is apparantly beer night.
Tuesday Morning
The setup:
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
The place:
A cold damp hell that is my awakening mind.
The Result:
SLAP!
Beer is the devil. I am now officially a whiskey guy.Last edited by Odin; 03-09-2004 at 11:03 AM.
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03-09-2004, 11:04 AM #2
Caul Fat Dealer
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QUITTER!
Also, IMVHO - whiskey can be just as bad as beer. It is just easier to keep your hydration levels up on whiskey.
BTW- you ever decide on those atomics?"It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
- A. Solzhenitsyn
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03-09-2004, 11:14 AM #3
A very naughty rodent
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What do you expect drinking that import beer? That's not even the real stuff, but some watered-down swill made specifically for export to the US.
I have no sympathy for ya...
¡Órale, vato!
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03-09-2004, 11:18 AM #4
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Odin - there's a maggot heading into valdez in a couple weeks who I told to give you a jingle (pm). His name is Boyd and he's skinning round your parts for his birthday. Good dude. Maybe you could show him the shit when the haze subsides.
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03-09-2004, 11:19 AM #5
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This is a trick taught to me by Gonzo's girlfriend...
Pedialite. It is a formula developed for babies that replaces their electrolytes after they have spent a few hours vomiting; instant rehydration. Crank one of these dawgz before you go to sleep and wake up feeling like a trillion pesos.
(Footnote: Gonzo's gf)You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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03-09-2004, 11:23 AM #6
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High Life dood? Dug your own grave with that one.
Grab a Slim Fast, take a few multivitamins, drink some water.Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
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03-09-2004, 11:36 AM #7
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LB: Yup, I decided I am keeping em
V: Well, I shoulda switched to Hamms but I couldn't find any in the gutter on the way home
Speelat: Have him get ahold o me. I have somethings planned in the pants shatting range and I need a few criminals to back me up.
Hansy: You are missing the point, I didn't drink enough last night to feel as bad as I did this morning
LCC: I'm living the high life, or at least the life of an industrial crystal meth maker. Cheep beer, expensive women, and a warm trailer for a home.
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03-09-2004, 11:38 AM #8
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Was there any puking on the cemetary gates?
I thought Red Bull/Vodka was the devil?
I hear the pipeline makes a real mean Shirley Temple, maybe you should try one of those?
We all know that if you stuck with "The Champaine of Beers" you would have been fine.
You better get your act together or they will be tossing your ass out of Valdez.The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!
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03-09-2004, 11:39 AM #9
No longer worthy
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If beer is the devil, do I own a lot of stock in hell??
"boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
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03-09-2004, 11:45 AM #10
A bitter little fruit
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Bwahahahahaha
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03-09-2004, 11:55 AM #11
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I went to see the podiatrist and HE told me that he thought my shit was together, so that much YOU know.Originally posted by AK G-Dog
You better get your act together or they will be tossing your ass out of Valdez.
There weren't any girls and boys club volunteers to clean up messes so there was no vomit involved.
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03-09-2004, 11:59 AM #12
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hmmm, that explains the giggling then. I guess I misunderstood when he told me to put my feet up and spread em.
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03-09-2004, 12:03 PM #13
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See, that right there is kinda strange. Normally in Valdez it is the lonely long shoreman that know a lot about shit being together.Originally posted by Odin
I went to see the podiatrist and HE told me that he thought my shit was together, so that much YOU know.
--What did the long shoreman say to Odin at the Pipeline?
--Can I push your stool in?The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!
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03-09-2004, 12:11 PM #14
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Aaaiiight, this thread has officially morphed from merely funny to fucking Hilarious!!
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03-09-2004, 12:17 PM #15
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Using the whole fist there doc?
Mooooooooooooooooooon RIIIIIIIVER!
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03-09-2004, 04:33 PM #16
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Exspensive women eh?
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03-09-2004, 06:37 PM #17
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Yeah take it from Viva. He's a dentist er, uhh, chemist I think?Originally posted by Viva
What do you expect drinking that import beer? That's not even the real stuff, but some watered-down swill made specifically for export to the US.
I have no sympathy for ya...
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