Thread: RETARD MOUNTAINEERS! 'SUMMITS' IS NOT A MOUNTAINEERING HOMO FORUM!

I have half heartedly decided that this Summit's thread should actually BE the Mountaineering thread! I realized that they don't have one and that is kind of FlatLander-ist. Maybe Call that one Mountain Earing.

And summits of people can sometimes lead to summiting mountains. It happens...

2010 bump!!

This is some funny ish right here.

Originally Posted by shredgnar

I jsut got a new ti spork. Shaved .343987 oz off my pack weight. I shove it up my ass so it's closer to my center of gravity.

FTW! Sums up it perfectly. I say -save weight? Skip a meal!

This needs a bump.

thanks the fuck god I did not post some questions in here about my foray into BC and trying to skin to the top of a bunch of peaks here in Colorado and beyond.

thanks TPP

BUMP

"Summit" as in a gathering, stupid.

Originally Posted by skibuminwyo

Iceman is god!

...an idol in jeans?

I save weight by letting my wife carry my balls uphill.

desperately needs a bump

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

BUMP

"Summit" as in a gathering, stupid.

^^^^^^^^^

Bumped over the spammer.

So, if the "Summits" thread is really all about hooking up then it stands to reason that the "Hook Up" thread is about FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!!!!!!

apparently needs to be bumped again

Seriously though, who was fucking dumb enough to name the meetup forum "summits" on this forum and then get mad when people post about summiting?

Fucking internet retards.

and no one even uses this forum for summits anymore. They just post in the main forum:
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...=colorado+mini

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...=colorado+mini

So, like, I keep seeing these bumper stickers that says "Cheney skis in jeans". But when I saw ol' Dick at the Summit (the one where George was holding hands with some sheik) he was wearing diplomatic garb and looked like a striped pants cookie pusher.

What gives?

Originally Posted by timnormandin

So, if the "Summits" thread is really all about hooking up then it stands to reason that the "Hook Up" thread is about FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!!!!!!

Please don`t leave out herpes and the clap.They deserve a spot in the hookup thread also..

I hooked up with a bunch of people on the summit of Rainier last summer (14,411 no big deal). Does that count? BTW my pack only weighed 10# with water and I was wearing a Suunto Core watch. And I caught AIDS cuz I 'm a dick.

So I have this neato titanium cup. Super light. Only problem is my coffee, tea, and soup gets cold quick. It needs insulation. So this one time I was at a badass mountain climbing camp on this rad glacier on mount baker. I got the idea to put a spare sock around the cup. It worked! My soup stayed warm while I ate it.

What I'm saying is I socked a cup. Does this make me a sockcupper? I'm so ashamed.

bump for retard mountaineers

Could not be more obvious there should be a climbing forum, I'm thinking about just posting mountain TRs here all summer.

can't help it. too funny.

Originally Posted by counterfeitfake

Could not be more obvious there should be a climbing forum, I'm thinking about just posting mountain TRs here all summer.

I think its also obvious that there is no need for a summits forum any more, as we dont really meet each other at all any more. Last summit I remembering even hearing about was like 4 years ago.

Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

I think its also obvious that there is no need for a summits forum any more, as we dont really meet each other at all any more. Last summit I remembering even hearing about was like 4 years ago.

dude they happen all the time it is just that you are not invited.

Originally Posted by Moose Pit

dude they happen all the time it is just that you are not invited.

maybe the gaydar problem is more widespread.