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07-15-2008, 11:48 PM #51
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08-01-2008, 02:45 PM #52
OK, i was fooled. I was told I could find mountaineers that would want to go climb on this forum, i just came along to see that we are literally bickering for bickerings sake. SO lets complain about false summits. they are like premature ej*cul*tions and piss my girlfriend off. Luckily I don't even notice because my brain is swiss cheese from all the high altitude and low oxygen.
How is that for some stupid comment.
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08-02-2008, 11:51 PM #53
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08-03-2008, 03:47 AM #54
Maggot
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09-05-2008, 12:52 PM #55
Hi,
My name is Seth and I guess I'm a retarded mountaineer....
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09-05-2008, 08:01 PM #56
From Chicago none the less.
backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
"What was once a mighty river. Now a ghost." Edward Abbey
My Adventures
"Feeling good is good enough."
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09-17-2008, 08:41 PM #57
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09-23-2008, 04:17 PM #58
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09-27-2008, 07:47 PM #59
Iceman is god!
backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
"What was once a mighty river. Now a ghost." Edward Abbey
My Adventures
"Feeling good is good enough."
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12-28-2008, 09:03 AM #60
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Bump....................
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01-01-2009, 08:52 PM #61
even jongs need love, but not much
speaking of if this is for getting together what is Hook ups for?
and how much weight will i save if i use the ex lax method?Last edited by skiing_Tex; 01-01-2009 at 09:07 PM.
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01-09-2009, 01:19 PM #62
so if I eat ex-lax and put a watch on my chin then I become a mountainer?............wait, no..I make a chin out of my watch and put ex-lax under my sac. Never mind I'll just hike...
But what do you call it when I get to the top? oh....... Summit.
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02-18-2009, 12:07 PM #63
bumpity bump
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
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03-10-2009, 09:51 AM #64
bump......
In with the 9.
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03-10-2009, 12:07 PM #65
I saw a mountain once but it was tall and I could not see the summit. It must have been very high and so was I.
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04-11-2009, 11:35 AM #66
I'm a ski mountaineer...I climb shit...literally piles. Then I ski back down. It's like the dune skiing in Colorado. So therefore I am RAD as I leave a wafting in the air.
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04-12-2009, 08:27 AM #67
Nice bump. I heart this thread.
If I shave my ballsack that will save like, wow, 0.5 ounces.
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04-12-2009, 01:59 PM #68
Cut the handles off of your sporks and toothbrushes, you fucking JONGS!
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04-12-2009, 08:30 PM #69
I pulled the thread on my sweater. It saved a lot of weight, but I have no sweater now. Hey, check out this cool ball of yarn!
No longer stuck.
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05-11-2009, 07:48 PM #70
Why don't you rockclimbing homo's take over this homo forum?
If you don't summit, it doesn't count.
Plus, you can debate freeclimbing vs. freeballing"Fakers are Maggots" - T. Hall, 2011
heh
only a fake Rasta could make a claim like that
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08-01-2009, 07:45 AM #71
I jsut got a new ti spork. Shaved .343987 oz off my pack weight. I shove it up my ass so it's closer to my center of gravity.
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09-13-2009, 08:16 AM #72It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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10-15-2009, 12:34 PM #73
Splat....
Originally Posted by Kenny Powers
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10-15-2009, 02:40 PM #74
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You need a YELLOW watch to summit.
And I summited 20 times down at the rock gym yesterday.
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10-27-2009, 01:37 PM #75
bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Are you retarded or just stupid? STFU asshat and get off the mountaineer forum with your poor grammar.This is a serious topic for serious mountaineers only.
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