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02-26-2007, 10:31 PM #51
Media Whore
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Heh. "Your Tube." Hehehehehehehehehehe......
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02-26-2007, 10:40 PM #52
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If DrWhat was actually DentistWhat, this TR would be absolute perfection. As it stands now, it's pretty damn close.
Well played doc.Last edited by Z; 02-26-2007 at 10:55 PM.
Drive slow, homie.
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02-26-2007, 10:53 PM #53
Funky But Chic
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I've spent YEARS cultivating relationships here and at the old place and I like DrWhat? better than any of you losers except maybe phUnk, what the hell was I thinking?
I don't like phUnk all that much either, btw. But sometimes he's funny, which counts.
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02-26-2007, 10:56 PM #54
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Screw you, buddy.
Originally Posted by iceman
P.S. The sox still suck.Drive slow, homie.
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02-26-2007, 10:57 PM #55
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Oh shit, I missed this one the first time around. Fucking Roo. Originally Posted by Roo
Dr What? amazes the French with the concept of deodorant.
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02-26-2007, 11:11 PM #56
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great moustache
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02-26-2007, 11:55 PM #57
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Award for best posts every by a maggot with under 20......
Keep the report coming good doctor!!Donjoy to the World!
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02-27-2007, 12:23 AM #58
Jack A. Orseoff, Esq.
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I just pissed myself.
Sixteen times.
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02-27-2007, 02:07 AM #59
Three Sheets
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A little haiku for you:
Winter is Rossi
running down my throat with love
chablis soul imbibed
.....ibex......thirst........drink........must.... ...WHAT? HUH?........
Sorry, sorry....what a dream, got to lay off the water, its poisoning my system!
I believe I left you with a little tale about our trip Brevaflagere. I'd like to thank all of you TGR fellows for your continued support as I counter the somewhat lackluster TR (I believe you call it) posted by P diddy.
I awoke (on my own - thank you very much), the following morning after another night avec la catins a la poutins. I was informed in the lobby that we were to journey to Italy that morning to once again.......ski. I brushed aside this unfortunate reality almost immediately however as my heart welled up with a boyhood wonderment at the possibility of fullfilling a long held dream.......
TRAVELING TO THE LAND OF .........
ALDO CELLA
http://dt.prohosting.com/70s/adulttv/cella.au
Please click for full effect!
I've always fancied myself a fedoraless, non-linen suit wearing, english speaking version of "Aldo" as I've come to know and love him. His brazen disregard for convential wine wisdom in the late 70's propelled an entire generation of formerly cheap beer swilling lushes into becoming cheap wine swilling lushes.......unfortunately the fedora thing didn't really take off, but the white linen suit.....
io saluto tu!
We traveled through a long dark tunnel, similar to the one I only partially remember traveling through when I saw the Nazz on the Sunset Strip back in 1968. All of a sudden we were in a completely different country, another country filled to the brim with foreigners.
We exited the vehicles and proceeded up a series of cable cars to a lofty summit that overlooked where we used to be. We took some stairs and skiied and then took what was either the longest sobriety test I've ever endured or an incredibly long set of stairs to yet more skiing. Gordon proceded to film our exploits including a rather funny face plant by that Biggy Smalls person who is posting the other TR.
Finally we took a break and I set about emptying the contents of my both my wine skins.....if you know what I mean
We left snoop dog at the midstation and went back to the top only to come down again on skis. The day ended with us exploring the quaint little village Cormayrr, where I began searching for Aldo......
"e Aldo que?"
"e Aldo que?"
"no, Aldo e no presente"
"e Aldo que?"
" no, no, Aldo Cella e no abitare que!"
Not wishing to start an international incident, I relinquished my search and with a tear in my eye, a hole in my heart, and a polyp in my colon bid farewell to Italy via the long dark tunnel to Chiminey. Since my compatriots had stuffed themselves prior to leaving Italy, they seemed all too content to return to their rooms to put on their jammies and go nighty night. I on the other hand had dozens of barely legal British, Swedish, and I believe English ladies waiting for me at ........
and....
and of course.......
more to come.....Where am I?
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02-27-2007, 02:49 AM #60
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02-27-2007, 03:53 AM #61
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Great writing, Dr.
I can almost smell the musky French disco b.o. and sickly-sweet chablis bad breath.
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02-27-2007, 04:00 AM #62
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Le pont
I just noticed the female arm in the extreme foreground doing The Point.
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02-27-2007, 07:51 AM #63
<-watching you masturbate
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Wait...
Is that... TWINS in that photo?
DoctorWhat? is taking it to a whole new level.The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
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02-27-2007, 08:42 AM #64
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I know - but maybe by the crap you left on my co-pilot seat? Originally Posted by DoctorWhat?
Since you scaled up to such a celebrity now I vowed never ever to rinse it again.
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02-27-2007, 08:57 AM #65
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Clearly a proctologist,.....
Diagnosis; An acute case of 'shudagotoutmore'
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02-27-2007, 09:20 AM #66
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Annnnnd that's where I lost it. Originally Posted by DoctorWhat?
Bravo good Doctor! Chablee from Shimmonnee for all!
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02-27-2007, 09:50 AM #67
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Doc, please don't stop writting the story, must.....get......more......need my fix....funny shit and now you have given me yet another reason to drink--to become more "green" and recycle my empties into furniture. Isn't it all about re-use instead of refuse now....
Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.
Seize the day, trusting little in the future.
if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch
http://arcticcycles.com
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02-27-2007, 10:35 AM #68
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Whoh. Do I know you? Are you the cute Britanian lass on my right? Originally Posted by str8line
Oh shit, I missed this one the first time around. Fucking Roo.
Where's my passport?Where am I?
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02-27-2007, 03:46 PM #69
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The Tardis has returned from the grip of the Timelords as a vin de table soaked Retardis, huh?
Dr. How? # 69!!!Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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02-27-2007, 05:41 PM #70
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Are you Jesus Christ? Seriously…are you?
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02-27-2007, 05:51 PM #71
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02-28-2007, 12:57 AM #72
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Apparently the ladies - I believe they are called Magettes - have come to appreciate the class I bring to this little community of would be suitors. One of them PM'd me, apparently inspired by the color disparity between my manly mane and my even more intrepid moustache when she queried me with the following:
"Dear DoctorWhat?, I've been dying to know, does the carpet match the drapes?"
Though it took me a few moments and a quick call to a younger friend to discover the erotic undertones of her question, I responded with the following:
Dear harlot, I was amazed and titilated by your query. I am afraid that my carpet and drapes do not match as I have SOLID HARDWOOD FLOORS! I repeat, SOLID HARD WOOD!
I am eagerly awaiting her response.......Where am I?
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02-28-2007, 09:51 AM #73
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It just keeps getting better.... [/wipes Tears of Laughter]
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02-28-2007, 10:59 AM #74
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Here, fixed it for you.
Agreed! Originally Posted by Tippster
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02-28-2007, 03:44 PM #75
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^^^^ For a Fucking great TR!!^^^
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