Thread: Fack me in the goat ass

well there goes all the snow why is it that kirkwood gets 80+ the Cottonwoods are expecting 6 feet and by the time this MEGA storm makes it out here its going to FUCKING POUR RAIN. GOD DAMN IT THAT SUCKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH there had better be a 10 foot snowstorm right behind because i'm not handling 50 degrees plus at the start of March!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by laseranimal
well there goes all the snow why is it that kirkwood gets 80+ the Cottonwoods are expecting 6 feet and by the time this MEGA storm makes it out here its going to FUCKING POUR RAIN. GOD DAMN IT THAT SUCKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH there had better be a 10 foot snowstorm right behind because i'm not handling 50 degrees plus at the start of March!!!!!!!!

Ullr totally fucked over the EC this winter. We didn't have a good storm all february...or january. We had those two nor easters in December and then that was it for major storms. I can't believe I wasted all that money on snowshoes only to have used them once this year. After this rain our season will probably be ending late March/very early april, if were lucky.

Yep we got screwed without the pleasure of a reach around forsure (sorry just couldn't help myself) this year.

This winter sucked. I have a bad feeling many EC places might be closing after this week.

Hey left coast maggots. How about tossing us some luv will ya

Originally posted by TJ.Brk

Hey left coast maggots. How about tossing us some luv will ya

Um, OK. How about POTD from Alta and Snowbird? The BCC resorts did not suck today either. Brighton got 27" new on Friday, and about 2 feet more on Saturday and Sunday.

http://www.alta.com/images/02290402.jpg

http://www.snowbird.com/sitemanager_...22904_full.jpg

dude i dont know where you've been skiing... but im going on 30 days or so.. maybe even 35 .. sort of lost count.. and at least half of them have been sweet pow days on the east coast. its not always good every weekend, but overall, its been a not horrible season for almost everyone.

you got an ass transplant with a goat?

Sorry TJ, i'm going to have to take credit for this one. You see, while I was flinging some poo at Ak_Poser_Monkey, some rather loose parts deflected off of his booger thong and landed on a map of the entire Ice Coast. I think a piece of corn stuck on Tremblant. Once again, my apologies.

Originally posted by AK_Feces_Flinga
Sorry TJ, i'm going to have to take credit for this one. You see, while I was flinging some poo at Ak_Poser_Monkey, some rather loose parts deflected off of his booger thong and landed on a map of the entire Ice Coast. I think a piece of corn stuck on Tremblant. Once again, my apologies.

Well I just accidently made a TP Voodoo doll of you. Lit it on fire. And it just so accidently happened to land on a map of Left C

Actually we right coasters remember what a bad year you guys had last year. Many right coasters made sacrifices to Ullr on your behalf. We just ask for the same respect. However, many left coasters don't return the favor, then tell us to move outwest or get a plane ticket. That's not right.

Originally posted by snorkeldeep
dude i dont know where you've been skiing... but im going on 30 days or so.. maybe even 35 .. sort of lost count.. and at least half of them have been sweet pow days on the east coast. its not always good every weekend, but overall, its been a not horrible season for almost everyone.

I guess you could be right. I just wrapped up day 31 and I'm on vacation the next two weeks which will entail 1 day at sugarbush, 5 days at Mammoth, and then probably a few more at home to round out the total count to around 45. So all in all I got some good skiing in. If the snow holds up maybe I'll even get to 50. It just sucks here compared to over there.

Originally posted by dipstik:
It just sucks here compared to over there.

Um, isn't that usually how it is?

This is only my 4th season on skis and I was told recently that I've never experienced a "good" EC season. Well, this one wasn't great compared to the other 3 but it didn't totally suck either. I guess if I have to look on the bright side...skiing on bulletproof with rocks and such sticking out in sub-zero temps has made me a better skier (maybe). Thankfully I can't say it has put hair on my chest.

I am still waiting to see what an excellent EC winter looks like though! Hopefully I will see one of these in my lifetime b/c I do love the mountains here when they are coated.
Sprite

Holla holla fo' the West Coast, 'cause it be da best coast!

I'm done.

FORE!!!

Slush bumps this weekend anyone?

Dipstik, let me know when you are coming to Sugarbush, I'll show you around.

i'm down for some slushy type bumps this weekend!

Hasn't been the most snow, but I've had a great EC season. Only got 19 days, but all but one were memorable and quality. Gotten more than my fair share of pow days too.

Originally posted by CantDog
Dipstik, let me know when you are coming to Sugarbush, I'll show you around.

Dipstik,

Take him up on the offer -hes a great guide

Skiing Sugarbush Sunday with CantDog was pretty sweet -many corny bumps were skied. Hopefully we get some snow in March, or it could be a short season - there were lots of bare spots on Castle Rock.

Thanks again CD.

sweet, I'll def let you know CantDog. I'm not sure if/when I'm coming yet though b/c im not sure about transportation. It's a trek out there for me, especially just for a day trip, but my buddy mentioned something about a ski market bus day trip, so i'll have to check that out.

Ya skiing with Cantdog is a good time.

Hey Cantdog, how are those green dragons treating you?