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  1. 02-23-2004, 05:22 PM #1
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    Can you imagine?

    I just got a call from a lady who wants to know if her son can snowlerblade when heliskiing. I can't even imagine how misrable that kid would be after the first hour....
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.
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    please take some pictures.
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    Maybe they're really FAT snowlerblades...
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    By any chance, was it AK Powder Monkey's mom that called?
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    you said "yes" right?

    please say you said "yes"
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    hahahaha

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    Originally posted by iskibc
    By any chance, was it AK Powder Monkey's mom that called?
    dude. that's not funny. you know his parents would never let him go heli skiing - they don't let him do anything!
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    Originally posted by basom
    you said "yes" right?

    please say you said "yes"
    Yeah - like I want to carry the kid on my back all day...
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    Talking Re: Can you imagine?

    Originally posted by Owens Never Sleeps
    I just got a call from a lady who wants to know if her son can snowlerblade when heliskiing. I can't even imagine how misrable that kid would be after the first hour....
    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ONS please tell us that you will put him in one of your movies. Call his segment: "our salute to Warren Miller".
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    Unhappy Re: Can you imagine?

    Originally posted by Owens Never Sleeps
    I just got a call from a lady who wants to know if her son can snowlerblade when heliskiing. I can't even imagine how misrable that kid would be after the first hour....
    which would make my call to you the second lamest ever. after talking to you my parents backed out and decided instead to go to australia for 6 weeks. weirdos. anyway, thanks...
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    Originally posted by SLCFreshies
    Maybe they're really FAT snowlerblades...
    There is. They are called snowboards
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    Originally posted by iskibc
    By any chance, was it AK Powder Monkey's mom that called?
    no chance my rents wouldn't let me ski powder ever they are the antifun



    ummmmmm did you ask if they were "big mountain snowlerblades" cause 2 snowboards would be core

    edit: damn you tj you beat me too it
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    That's good....I'll file next to

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    That deserves an award. As i too just put some liquid all over my computer.
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    Even though it sounds stupid there are some new ski boards coming out that are so fat that at 141cm they have the same surface area as a mid-fat 190. One company in particular is Icelantic AT boards out of colorado, a start up company but good products
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    Originally posted by bubba-k
    Even though it sounds stupid there are some new ski boards coming out that are so fat that at 141cm they have the same surface area as a mid-fat 190. One company in particular is Icelantic AT boards out of colorado, a start up company but good products
    irregardless, now you should run away whilst covering your head.
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    really that is interesting, I figured a little knowledge never hurt anyone, of course ignorant people don't always see it that way
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    those are nice for backcountry
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    bubba, why do you know this?

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    Originally posted by bubba-k
    Even though it sounds stupid there are some new ski boards coming out that are so fat that at 141cm they have the same surface area as a mid-fat 190. One company in particular is Icelantic AT boards out of colorado, a start up company but good products
    So basically they're snowshoes with a p-tex base.
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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
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    those are nice for backcountry
    YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT BACKCOUNTRY IS IF IT REACHED UP AND BITCH SLAPPED YOU WITH YOUR OWN CROSS COUNTRY SKIS. How is the newschool XC skiing going? Keep on stalking those girls psycho.
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    Originally posted by AK_Feces_Flinga
    YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT BACKCOUNTRY IS IF IT REACHED UP AND BITCH SLAPPED YOU WITH YOUR OWN CROSS COUNTRY SKIS. How is the newschool XC skiing going? Keep on stalking those girls psycho.
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