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  1. 01-12-2007, 11:32 AM #1
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    Thumbs up Friday haiku revival

    Friday haiku Zen
    Keeps the mind so fresh and clean
    Let the games begin!

    Colorado freeze
    Grips the Rockies in its glove
    ULLR, bring the pow...
    to all my friends, it's not the end
    the earth has not swallowed me yet
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  2. 01-12-2007, 11:40 AM #2
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  3. 01-12-2007, 11:43 AM #3
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    Vegtables are good
    as are lugumes, a.m. coffee
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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  4. 01-12-2007, 11:50 AM #4
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  5. 01-12-2007, 11:55 AM #5
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    cold grips the front range
    as the bases grip the snow
    should have bought cold wax
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  6. 01-12-2007, 11:56 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    Today's bowel move!
    Office is full of brown shit.
    Better hide my blow.
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    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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  7. 01-12-2007, 12:24 PM #7
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    I have been backed up
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  8. 01-12-2007, 12:42 PM #8
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    rain is here again
    wish it was fuckin colder
    need to leave this place

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  9. 01-12-2007, 12:54 PM #9
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    where are all the babes?
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  10. 01-12-2007, 01:11 PM #10
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    Cold in seatown too
    The people here are pussies
    It is not THAT cold

    Roo is back. Awesome!
    Haikus back too! Where's Rusty?
    Smoooveness is needed.
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  11. 01-12-2007, 01:12 PM #11
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  12. 01-12-2007, 01:36 PM #12
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    I have missed haikus
    much too much crap here these days
    Friday Haikus rock

    and when I say crap
    I don't mean SSD's bowels
    though that's quite funny

    global warming's here
    and i'm super bummed at all
    the denial here

    must get off soap box
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    and shut my big trap

    “Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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  13. 01-12-2007, 02:01 PM #13
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  14. 01-12-2007, 02:08 PM #14
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  15. 01-12-2007, 02:10 PM #15
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  16. 01-12-2007, 02:43 PM #16
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    No sky at all;
    no earth at all-and still
    the snowflakes fall....


    The snow is melting
    and the village is flooded
    with children

    Mountains and plains,
    are all captured by the snow
    nothing remains

    Winer solitude-
    in a world of one color
    the sound of wind
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  17. 01-12-2007, 03:01 PM #17
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  18. 01-12-2007, 03:04 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by extreeski View Post
    No sky at all;
    no earth at all-and still
    the snowflakes fall....


    The snow is melting
    and the village is flooded
    with children

    Mountains and plains,
    are all captured by the snow
    nothing remains

    Winer solitude-
    in a world of one color
    the sound of wind
    Whoa dude that's heavy
    How possibly to respond?
    Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.

    Got an assignment
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  19. 01-12-2007, 03:07 PM #19
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    My class just read those haikus.......
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  20. 01-12-2007, 03:08 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post

    Got an assignment
    At three forty five, the dicks
    No sleep this weekend.
    Move back to Boston
    Firms here are not psychotic
    you can come and ski
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  21. 01-12-2007, 03:13 PM #21
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  22. 02-02-2007, 12:01 PM #22
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    fri-ku

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    hope my nose does not fall off
    ski pow anyway
    to all my friends, it's not the end
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  23. 02-02-2007, 12:12 PM #23
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  25. 02-02-2007, 10:26 PM #25
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