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Thread: FS: 1 used phUnk

  1. #51
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    i hate you guys so much

  2. #52
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    Talking

    I am returning my phUnk. He broke my damn toaster oven and the fence still isn't painted.

    And the fucking fuck stole my bicycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp
    Fucking jong, everyone knows phunk only comes in a extra small.

    Too bad. I was looking for XXXXL and black. I must be thinking of FUNK.

  4. #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sublime
    And the fucking fuck stole my bicycle.
    Everybody knows that midgets only ride unicycles, gosh!
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

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    Everyone loves a midget unicycle rider that can huck.

    However I am still returning my phUnk since his huck off my garage ended up in a emergency room vist.

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    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sublime
    However I am still returning my phUnk since his huck off my garage ended up in a emergency room vist.
    Garage hucks void his warranty.
    Dog hucks are covered though.

  9. #59
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    Has the used phUnk been drilled before?

  10. #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmear
    Has the used phUnk been drilled before?
    Like a hooker in Alaska with a full set of teeth.

  11. #61
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    Only if he brings back his old avatar.
    ADD and damn proud of it.

  12. #62
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    Has this phunk sold yet. I see it's been on the market since '03.

    Did anyone lowball this phunk?






    Not that there's anything WRONG with that....
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

  13. #63
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    Still available, now even more used!

  14. #64
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    Still available...now with more phUnk!

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    I heard phUnk has been recalled. Something about being made in China and plastic chemicals used to make the protein level appear higher than it really is. Lots of babies got sick.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  16. #66
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    I heard rumors that a bailout was necessary to keep this phUnk on the market.
    Is there any truth to that?
    вы все все равно скоро сдохнете

  17. #67
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    Mrs. phUnk is quietly enjoying her $700 Billion bailout by buying an island chain in the Caribbean. It has been rumored that phUnk is the new island boy who runs in circles and shouts 'da plane!'
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truth View Post
    Still available...now with more phUnk!
    very interested, how much shipped to 59771?

  19. #69
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    bump for Partik
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  20. #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli View Post
    Like a hooker in Alaska with a full set of teeth.
    Most descriptive reply ever.

    who gives a shit what device this was sent from.
    "Those 1%ers are not an avaricious "them" but in reality the most entrepreneurial of "us". If we had more of them and fewer grandstanding politicians, we would all be better off."
    - Bradley Schiller, Prof. of Economics, Univ. Nevada - Reno.

  21. #71
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    how does phUnk compare to rax?

    thanks in advance
    bobbyjong

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk View Post
    i hate you guys so much

    bump for that reason

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    Is this still available?
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    I bid change for a nickel
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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