Thread: hucks

you've all seen this? I hope.......sick!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...mountainbiking

Sweet-

Now that I know how to do this:

FUUUUUUUCK!! I think that is the most kick ass freeride vid I've see to date.

Its funny to see all those styled out, ultra talented guys huck...

and then see Josh Bender's no-skill loserness stick out like a sore thumb. He sucks.

Originally Posted by biggins

and then see Josh Bender's no-skill loserness stick out like a sore thumb. He sucks.

Someone needs to stop drinking so much Hateraide.

Originally Posted by crashnburn'd

Someone needs to stop drinking so much Hateraide.

Its just that I'm such a talented rider with so much style myself.

And I'm sitting in my parent's living room in DC while there's actually snow on the ground in Stowe and Sarah is in Vail. So yeah, drunk on Hateraide here.

very cool

Originally Posted by biggins

So yeah, drunk on Hateraide here.

Just think.... You could be at work.

I'm at work and bender still sucks.

That's a compiliation of a whole bunch of vids from the last few years. I wonder if some kid put that together and turned it in as a project in a film class. I can't hear that song and not think smack after watching requiem for a dream.

Originally Posted by kidwoo

I'm at work and bender still sucks.

I suppose I can't argue with the fact of the three crashing parts, he's in all of them. I wonder if he wrecked before or after Wade Simmons (if I remember the movie right) jumps the truck.

that is some awesome chit.

Originally Posted by crashnburn'd

Just think.... You could be at work.

Its a good point. Though i am doing work here, I have ESPN on and a box of cookies next to me. My hater-haze is lifting. Plus I'll be in VT tom. night .

Bender still sucks.

Originally Posted by crashnburn'd

I suppose I can't argue with the fact of the three crashing parts, he's in all of them. I wonder if he wrecked before or after Wade Simmons (if I remember the movie right) jumps the truck.

I used to wonder why he was still getting video parts when even the stuff he would make just looked like luck as much as anything. After going to virgin this fall and looking at his past contest lines, I realized the guy just has no concept of how bicycles work with momentum. One of his hits that he built was like a 30 foot drop with ZERO run in. Meaning your bike is just falling dead with you attached to it with no gyroscopic stablility from the wheels. Didn't help that he showed up when we were leaving and I saw his bike with that 12" super monster thing on the front.

He's a nice enough guy but he really needs to spend more time on trails instead of just hucking for glory if he wants to live past 40. He's just another bike rider so I don't have any genuine animosity towards him but like with tgr's decision to stop filming jaimie pierre, I think the presence of media might do the guy in. Before he broke his back this year he was scouting out a 100ft drop. I mean seriously........what's the motivation there other than stature. The best you can hope from that kind of thing is relief once it's over.

Originally Posted by kidwoo

I mean seriously........what's the motivation there other than stature. The best you can hope from that kind of thing is relief once it's over.

Exactly. That shit ain't sports. Its a horror movie, or bad reality tv.

Pfft. You guys are all just jealous pussies. If you believed in the Lord and claimed to have a giant set of testicles you'd go that big too.

Originally Posted by Arty50

Pfft. You guys are all just jealous pussies. If you believed in the Lord and claimed to have a giant set of testicles you'd go that big too.

My testicles are shaped like the lord.


Who's jealous now bitch?

that was atrocious

Those are some huge drops. Cool video.

Originally Posted by kidwhoops

My testicles are shaped like the lord.


Who's jealous now bitch?

probably from smashing them on your top tube and seat from botched landings

Originally Posted by Crinkle

probably from smashing them on your top tube and seat from botched landings

I don't know what you mean.

I've never botched anything before.


Besides. I take a deep breath and suck my nuts up into my pelvic cavity before every ride.

I dont get it... At first I thought it was some tribute to Waddell, but there are a ton of different riders in that. There was some sweet stuff in it, but there was a lot of rerun. Plus the riding didnt really choreograph well with the music. /grinch