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  1. 12-17-2006, 09:02 AM #1
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    Talking Merry Christmas, Maggots

























    Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
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  2. 12-17-2006, 10:29 AM #2
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    haha some good laughs..........thanks

    I needed that this hungover morning......
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  3. 12-17-2006, 10:40 AM #3
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    Thanks for the laugh, I've been cryin' over our lack of snow.
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  4. 12-17-2006, 10:47 AM #4
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    thanks

    merry festivus

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  5. 12-18-2006, 08:28 AM #5
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    Monday bump
    Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
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  6. 12-18-2006, 08:34 AM #6
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    Thanks for the laugh SheRa!

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    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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  7. 12-18-2006, 08:46 AM #7
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    Very nice,thanks for the Monday smile
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  8. 12-18-2006, 09:15 AM #8
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    Happy Christmaukah.
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  9. 12-18-2006, 10:05 AM #9
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    Happy Holidays !

    Good one Mir!
    Calmer than you dude
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  10. 12-18-2006, 10:21 AM #10
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    Great post, I laughed and I cried. Folks, Merry Christmas!
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  11. 12-18-2006, 10:33 AM #11
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    and right back at yer leopard spotted self!
    "Those 1%ers are not an avaricious "them" but in reality the most entrepreneurial of "us". If we had more of them and fewer grandstanding politicians, we would all be better off."
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  12. 12-18-2006, 10:43 AM #12
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    Thanks, Merry Christmas
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  13. 12-20-2006, 10:25 AM #13
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    salty chocolate balls

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMG73VLgpmY
    enjoy those schweaty balls
    Merry Festivus !

    Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
    A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
    Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
    Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
    Say everybody have you seen my balls?
    They're big and salty and brown
    If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
    Just stick my balls in your mouth!
    Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
    Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
    Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
    They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
    So suck on My balls!

    Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
    Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
    Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
    Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
    Say everybody have you seen my balls?
    They're big and salty and brown
    If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
    Just stick my balls in your mouth...
    Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
    Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
    Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
    they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
    Suck on My balls!

    [sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
    Smells like something burning
    Well, that don't confront me none
    As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
    Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
    Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
    Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

    Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
    Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
    Give some water, pour some water on me!
    My Balls are burning!
    Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
    Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
    Put em in your mouth and suck em!
    Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
    Put em out baby, Blow em!
    Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
    Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
    Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
    Suck on my balls...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i8DfkuDuIg
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.
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  14. 12-20-2006, 10:31 AM #14
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    You know what the ultimate gift is, right?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vr2GGE7M5...elated&search=
    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

    "welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.
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  16. 12-20-2006, 11:35 AM #16
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