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Thread: I like JONGS
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10-24-2006, 08:38 PM #26
click click boom
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I am iceman.
Originally Posted by meatdrink9
Ice was the worst jong ever. Came in thinking he was all smart and stuff. Had a raging death boner for JR. That was crazy. And I guess he's turned out to be OK.
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10-24-2006, 08:43 PM #27
It's tradition brah.
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I'm back, bitches.
Don't make me get all sappy and leave this shithole again. Jongfuckers.See you next week.
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10-24-2006, 08:56 PM #28
A Bit Of A Weirdo...
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Does Ogre know about this ? Originally Posted by iceman
Oh wait, that's Nerds, innit ?
...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...
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10-24-2006, 09:01 PM #29
Funky But Chic
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Hey I kinda screwed that up, but I think JR started that, or maybe I'm screwing that up too. I was definitely the piss-and-vinegar poster child though. Originally Posted by meatdrink9
Ice was the worst jong ever. Came in thinking he was all smart and stuff. Had a raging death boner for JR. That was crazy. And I guess he's turned out to be OK.
Hey base, seriously happy to see your name, you don't even know. But where the fuck is that loser bill? Originally Posted by basom
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10-24-2006, 09:02 PM #30
snacking while boozing
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He's around, dude. If you look closely, you can see his tin foil hat. Originally Posted by iceman
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10-24-2006, 09:14 PM #31
Funky But Chic
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I often look at the list of who's signed in and see his name (I guess he never figured out the "invisible" mode), but I wouldn't mind hearing from him now and then. Originally Posted by stump832
Even a pic of him with his spatulas on in the Reno airport would be cool.
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10-24-2006, 10:04 PM #32
beater than you are
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This post preserved for posterity. Originally Posted by El Número Uno
Christopher Keenan - I'M CALLING YOU OUT BITCH!!!!!!!!
There's nothing better than sliding down snow, and flying through the air
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10-25-2006, 06:56 AM #33
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I am a JONG. Originally Posted by XtrPickels
I have done extensive research on toaster ovens, blurred vs focus, the best flophouses in tahoe, lighted matches in earholes, killing ducklings, midgets under desks and bacon and pickles.
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10-25-2006, 07:23 PM #34
leather jacket
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This just in, noob reporting:
Many jongs have been spotted in recent days in the TGR forums. Suspiciously many of them host pictures of a certain lame mtn. in central Vt. as their avatar. Word has it these JONGs have infiltrated the TGR forums thru a recent incident involving a one: K-Zone forums. Mags are warned to watch out for new members with posts in the single counts bagging on a one Chris Keenan fellow and Killington and said forums as a way of winning approval or, acceptance from Mags. These people should be jonged and harassed reapetedly to discourage the frequenting and subsequent fouling of these honorable and respectable TGR forums. That is all.
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10-25-2006, 07:31 PM #35
is back at it
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I've calculated that there is a 41% increase in JONG activity in the Denver Area this month. I will be discussing this situation with the members of the board this week.
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10-25-2006, 07:38 PM #36
Livin' the Moontime
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What is SAC?
"Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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10-25-2006, 07:44 PM #37
singletrack state of mind
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it has to do with you and the neighbors dog and a jar of peanut butter Originally Posted by 72Twenty
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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10-25-2006, 07:44 PM #38
motorboats titties
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steepandcheap.com, duh! Originally Posted by 72Twenty
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10-25-2006, 08:22 PM #39
HEY NOW
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I think Iceman needs an avatar...
"When restraint and courtesy are added to strength, the latter becomes irresistible."
Mohandas Gandhi
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10-25-2006, 08:35 PM #40
dalliance is the bomb!
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Man, all this reminds me of the old frat house days but without dues! JONGs = pledges and only time makes you an active in the frat. Yes, I am now currently pledging the TGR Frat House right now and it won't be the first time I've made it through hell week!
I'm going to give up religion for Lent.
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10-25-2006, 09:47 PM #41
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really? I had one for about a day once, I suppose I could try it again. Originally Posted by Karl Stall
Any ideas?
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10-25-2006, 09:56 PM #42
Media Whore
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Maybe something less egomaniacal than GOD.
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10-25-2006, 09:57 PM #43
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Anyone know why he left? I really enjoyed his posts and TRs. Originally Posted by Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
I'm still firmly ensconced in JONG position, hopefully I can eventually get out of that spot. I hope to meet some of you guys this winter, and have really enjoyed spending time here.
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10-25-2006, 11:09 PM #44
singletrack state of mind
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first off no one is doing homework
second, no one, repeat for the deaf and dumb NO ONE is replacing roo.
the community will morph yet again if roo doesn't come back, but he won't be replaced or forgotten.
ice, i am sleeping on an idea for your avatar, but i smell a good contest brewing.More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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10-25-2006, 11:10 PM #45
*NOT* an expert
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Some JONGs are OK... 500 new JONGs in <30 days... HOLEEE SHIT!
Originally Posted by blurred
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10-25-2006, 11:33 PM #46
motorboats titties
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it may just mean that TGR are doing a good job promoting their stuff.
also, this forum has a hard time staying off page 1 of google's search results whenever something about skiing is typed...
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10-26-2006, 12:43 AM #47
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apologies to Monty Python...
JONG:
I'm a big fat JONG, and I'm okay.
I drink all night and I gape all day.
MAGGOTS:
He's a big fat JONG, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he gapes all day.
JONG:
I swerve through trees. I spill my beer.
I go to the bunny hill.
On Wednesdays I go boardin'
And pee my name in the snow.
MAGGOTS:
He swerves through trees. He spills his beer.
He goes to the bunny hill.
On Wednesdays he goes boardin'
And pees his name in the snow.
He's a big fat JONG, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he gapes all day.
JONG:
I swerve through trees. I spread eagle off jumps.
I never use search.
I put on purple bognars
And hang around TGR.
MAGGOTS:
He swerves through trees. He spread eagles off jumps.
He never uses search.
He puts on purple bognars
And hangs around TGR?!
He's a big fat JONG, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he gapes all day.
JONG:
I swerve through trees. I wear stretch pants,
Wife beaters, and a mullet.
I wish I'd been a rock star,
Just like David Lee Roth.
MAGGOTS:
He swerves through trees. He wears stretch pants,
Wife beaters and a mullet?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be like David Lee Roth?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so steezy! JONG!...
[singing]
He's a big fat JONG, and he's okay.
He drinks all night and he gapes all day.
He's a big fat JONG, and he's okaaaaay.
He drinks all night and he gapes all day....Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
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10-26-2006, 01:01 AM #48
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Originally Posted by diffracted
Frat? Do you call your country a cunt?
Now drop and give me twenty."Don't drive angry."
Best quote from the movie "Groundhog Day"
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10-26-2006, 01:13 AM #49
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So Tuesday night is JONG night, right?
I'll be wearing my Captain Morgan outfit and passing out bacon cookies.
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10-26-2006, 06:57 AM #50
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We just found your avatar, Ice. Originally Posted by splat
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