Thread: Tight jeans

I've tried. Really. I bought a pair of Volcom jeans that looked sweet, nice stitching, etc...and were marketed as 'relaxed fit', but even relaxed by today's standards means 'pin-legged skin tight ass huggers'. Damn you skateboarders for bringing this trend on us. I don't need ultra baggy but I just can't do it. I can't!!!

Originally Posted by Particle

I've tried. Really. I bought a pair of Volcom jeans that looked sweet, nice stitching, etc...and were marketed as 'relaxed fit', but even relaxed by today's standards means 'pin-legged skin tight ass huggers'. Damn you skateboarders for bringing this trend on us. I don't need ultra baggy but I just can't do it. I can't!!!

Shopping at trolley square again huh?

Two words: Lucky Jeans.

EMO!!!!!!

It's all about the Levi 501's.

I'll reveal my preppy surburbanite self a bit here, but American Eagle actually makes some really nice straight leg jeans. Not baggy, but not the ridiculous tapered leg shit that some people are wearing either.

For the record, the actual American Eagle cut is the Low Rise Straight Leg. They're $$$

Carharts a size or two too big with a belt.

Nice and thick for dirt jumpin too.

Be honest though.......it's cause your ass looked fat isn't it?

Originally Posted by glademaster

It's all about the Levi 501's.

I used to be hip with this idea but....really try on some other brands there's WAY more comfy jeans out there now. I mean WAY more.

Maybe so LB, but something tells me that I can't find a pair of Lucky's for $36 like my Levi's on sale. I can't bring myself to pay more than $60 for a pair of jeans yet, I'd rather buy new ski gear or something.

Originally Posted by particle at the mall

Do these make me look fat?

..............

but did you sag the super tight jeans? that is the key.

Guess straight leg or relaxed fit works for me.

Old Navy Painters Jeans. Great fit, not too baggy, not too tight, kinda boot cut.

$20.


They all wear out, so cheap is the way for I.

Originally Posted by lemon boy

Shopping at trolley square again huh?

Two words: Lucky Jeans.

No, this was from our own dogfunk.com. One of the perils of buying online...

I haven't tried Lucky but do agree with the American Eagle - I've had a pair for a couple years and they've been awesome.

I was just trying to be trendy I guess and try some of the brands we carry like RVCA, Element, Volcom, etc...but I guess I forgot I'm OLD now.

Originally Posted by Particle

I was just trying to be trendy I guess and try some of the brands we carry like RVCA, Element, Volcom, etc...but I guess I forgot I'm OLD now.

banana republic, express

Originally Posted by Particle

I was just trying to be trendy I guess and try some of the brands we carry like RVCA, Element, Volcom, etc...but I guess I forgot I'm OLD now.

If, by "old," you mean over 16, then yes, you are old. We all are. It cracks me up when I see some 40-year-old dude saggin' like his nephew.

Levis never go out of style. And even if they do, they're worth almost half of what you paid to vintage clothing shops. 559 = Loose (not baggy), slightly tapered leg. 569 = Loose, lower rise, straight-ish leg. The old man's Volcom.

Originally Posted by glademaster

Maybe so LB, but something tells me that I can't find a pair of Lucky's for $36 like my Levi's on sale.

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one of my friends and my favorite games is called 'Gay or European' It is best played in San Francisco, but you can play it anywhere. Guess what the first flag is for a potential...tight jeans

I'll agree w/ Buzz on Old Navy, though their durability is suspect, and throw in a Gap. Yeah, I said it, they always have jeans on sale, they're pretty durable and they still sell normal fitting jeans.

Lee is a pretty good bet, and they last forever.

Tight jeans look good on me...
as long as your willing to overlook the transgressions of a muffin top

I honestly can't believe you guys are having a serious conversation about this


Who's up for talking about shampoo!?

Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

as long as your willing to overlook the transgressions of a muffin top

my position is:
You overlook the bulging overhang of my "sex machine gas tank" I overlook the muffintop.

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

Old Navy Painters Jeans. Great fit, not too baggy, not too tight, kinda boot cut.

$20.


They all wear out, so cheap is the way for I.

They might all wear out but none seem to wear out nearly as quickly as the old navy crap.

The quality at Gap seems to be much better for only a little bit more money. I bought my first pair of carharts this summer when I was doing some carpentry work in between jobs. I got some double knee, duck wash, loose fit ones. Real comfy. I think I might get a couple more for just wearing around.

Anyone try mountain khakis?

edit: what's a muffin top? similar to a fupa?

My monitor is now covered with a fine mist of Dr. Pepper spray. did you really just post that trayc? dayumn!

Originally Posted by lemon boy

my position is:
You overlook the bulging overhang of my "sex machine gas tank" I overlook the muffintop.

If it's a moderate gas tank, (like my freshly baked muffin top) then you're on.

he he, right now it's pretty fabtabulous (summer layer) it'll be mostly gone by spring when I can start bulking up again

Honestly, if you’ve done a reasonable amount of skiing your ass is going to be too big for the new skater jeans, which are marketed to pubescent boys. I’m a slender man, but my ass blew-out a pair of Andrew Reynolds slim-fits in a skate shop. I recommend Levis 505s, they’re plenty tight, yet cut for a full developed male. RVCA and Volcom make some nice dress shirts.