Thread: What to do with badly wounded fawn?

Fuck the dogs got it, sounded like a kid screaming, it's fucked up bad, if I had a gun I'd shoot it. What the hell should I do?

Is there an SPCA or other humane society close by?

Hit it with a baseball bat.

Call fish and game.

Break it's neck.

Then start digging.

Edit: Call the local Cops. They should be able to help as well...

make some calls--
game control or even the humane society-- at the very least they will know who else to put you in touch with

Or just go about your day like any other.

Those of us who have had to slaughter mid-size livestock, usually garrot the throat with an 8-inch sharp blade, taking out the carotid and esophagus. Sounds bad, but its fast.

Just called him - he's going out to put it out of its misery.

Kill it, skin it, and eat it. If it's gonna die anyway, no sense wasting good venison.

plus your dogs might get in trouble with the law for killin little bambies.

but yeah, knife + throat = problem solved.

Now, it's BBQ time.

Call Frozen.

Originally Posted by snow_slider

Kill it, skin it, and eat it. If it's gonna die anyway, no sense wasting good venison.

What do you call the meat from a baby deer? Deal?

Casserole or Grill?

This guy knows what to do..

I was driving down a dirt road yesterday, when I saw a ground squirrel dragging it's hind quarters. I think it got ran over....so I decided to turn around, and finish the job. I aimed the tire for it's head, but he must of made a move at the last second. His body exploded like a watermelon at a Gallagher show. His entrails blew out from underneath my tire like, ketchup blowing out of a packet you just stepped on. His inards sailed about 15 feet. I drove by later that day, and there were two vultures getting their eat on.

Ummm - I'm not sure why MY phone didn't ring, but if you need to learn how to butcher a deer and make delicious bacon-wrapped backstrap....

But I digress......Have you murdered it yet?

Originally Posted by Tippster

Just called him - he's going out to put it out of its misery.

Thank god. Sux to have it suffer.

Fuck ME, that sucked. I sledgehammered it too death but the first hit wwas kinda off so it got its head through the wire fence and I couldn't reach it, it was kicking like shit, I had to drag it back and club it to death. Jesus I need a drink..

Originally Posted by iceman

Fuck ME, that sucked. I sledgehammered it too death but the first hit wwas kinda off so it got its head through the wire fence and I couldn't reach it, it was kicking like shit, I had to drag it back and club it to death. Jesus I need a drink..

Fuck man....you need more than one drink.

Ice, that's terrible! Nature is even more cruel than that though. Have your drink and don't dwell on it too much. Its pain is over now...

Sprite

smear it's blood on your cheeks and run around naked wielding your bloody hammer.

Your kids will never talk back to you again.

Originally Posted by iceman

Fuck ME, that sucked. I sledgehammered it too death but the first hit wwas kinda off so it got its head through the wire fence and I couldn't reach it, it was kicking like shit, I had to drag it back and club it to death. Jesus I need a drink..

Wow. You suck at killing shit. Way to torture it first. I'm sure that made him feel better.

Damn Ice, rough day. Ya did the right thing.

Originally Posted by Tippster

smear it's blood on your cheeks and run around naked wielding your bloody hammer.

Your kids will never talk back to you again.

I laughed out loud, and my office mate says, what's so funny?

So I say, Well, this guy had to sledgehammer a fawn to death...