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07-24-2006, 01:00 PM #1
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Is Floyd going to accept Bush's invite?
Or tell him to go fuck a goat?
Discuss....
http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=211688
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07-24-2006, 01:21 PM #2
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So I'm reading through that MTBR forum thread and they are talking about FLoyd downing somewhere around 70 bottles of water (drkinking and pouring on himself) during Stage 17. Which begs the question from me of "is he pissing himself during that stage as he rides?" I know that in more relaxed stages the whole peoloton will stop to piss and that some of the guys can whip their junk out and do it on the fly, but in a situation where he was going balls out for 5 hours, he has got to relieve himself and it seems that straight into the shorts is the only way to go. Am i wrong?
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07-24-2006, 01:33 PM #3
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No. You're probably right.
Originally Posted by pde20
It's idomatic, beatch.
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07-24-2006, 01:35 PM #4
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My guess would be that he was pissing himself. He was dumping a bottle of water on himself every few minutes, so it wouldn't have been that gross.
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07-24-2006, 02:35 PM #5
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I think the real question is, "Will he piss on George Bush?"
It's idomatic, beatch.
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07-24-2006, 02:59 PM #6
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we can only hope. Originally Posted by Cornholio
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07-24-2006, 03:07 PM #7
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If there was a shot of him dumping a bottle on his crotch I'd say that was conclusive that he had pissed on his saddle.
It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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07-24-2006, 05:18 PM #8
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Haven't you guys ever ridden a centry-ish ride before?
I can easily drink all day and not piss. Crotch numbness helps I'm sure.
But the time these guys spend doing the 100+ miles per stage is quite a bit less than I would so I'm sure it would be easier.STRAVA: Enabling dorks everywhere to get trails shut down........ all for the sake of a race on the internet.
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07-24-2006, 06:50 PM #9
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this thread is worthless w/o a picture
(of GW fucking a goat)
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07-24-2006, 07:10 PM #10
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does condi count?
STRAVA: Enabling dorks everywhere to get trails shut down........ all for the sake of a race on the internet.
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07-24-2006, 07:14 PM #11
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shes a bit more bovine, wouldn't you say?
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07-24-2006, 07:20 PM #12
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Definitely kind of goatish
Bovine? I'm sure he's fucked limbaugh at some point. Lemme see what I can find.STRAVA: Enabling dorks everywhere to get trails shut down........ all for the sake of a race on the internet.
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07-24-2006, 07:41 PM #13
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