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[Art Shirk]

Sweet f'in email I received today that wasn't siphoned to the junk box. After a few reads, I began to understand its existential import and decided that OBerhard Franz must have found my email addy:

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[Steven S. Dallas]

You shouldn't have given Buster your email address.

[Art Shirk]

You shouldn't have given Buster your email address.

Steven, your "location' wouldn't have anything to do with the incessant fuckin use of Blackacre and Whiteacre in that shitswamp we know as law school?

[Steven S. Dallas]

It has everything to do with it, although more recently it's Bar/Bri's use of them. Fuck fuck fuck fuckacre.