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04-25-2006, 04:25 PM #1Funky But Chic
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It's a Great Day...For Me to Whoo; Somebody's Ass
I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.
Here's the lyrics from Paul Thorn, we think alike (great tune btw)
It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.
Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
he shot me with pepper spray
Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.
When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.
Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.[/b]
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04-25-2006, 04:29 PM #2Originally Posted by icemanSki Shop - Basement of the Hostel
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Mark Twain
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04-25-2006, 04:30 PM #3who guards the guardians?
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Hang in there, it's only day 2.
I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
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04-25-2006, 04:31 PM #4
you wanna woo my ass? You can't handle my ass.
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04-25-2006, 04:32 PM #5
Shut up asshole!
I have heard that one and can hear the melody right now.
Now shut up you whiny quitting bitch! You have quit for like one day and you are all up in our grill and shit???? Get off your fucking high horse. You say you are the shit and then can't quit smoking a damn cigarette? What kind of man are you, puss.
There, did that help any? (winky dude)"boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
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04-25-2006, 04:39 PM #6
you can do eeet!
you can do it all.night.long!
I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.
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04-25-2006, 04:46 PM #7
believe it or not, I've felt that way before.
We're kindred spirits I suppose.....lets fuck somebody up Ice.
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04-25-2006, 04:47 PM #8click click boom
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Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
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04-25-2006, 05:19 PM #9
Sometimes I get iceman and Blurred confused, them being so kindred and all.
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04-25-2006, 05:26 PM #10Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by phUnk
Anyone can see it.
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04-25-2006, 05:33 PM #11Originally Posted by iceman
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04-25-2006, 05:35 PM #12
kindred spirits.... Iceman and Blurred! Isn't that kind of, well, GIRLIE?
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"Don't be afraid of the spaces between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." - Belva Davis
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle"--Albert Einstein
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04-25-2006, 05:36 PM #13click click boom
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Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
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04-25-2006, 05:39 PM #14
Ice, I was going to be in DC next week, and was thinking I could ask your daughter out on a date, would that be cool? I was talking to her on IM and she sent me her myspace link--total cutie.
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04-25-2006, 05:47 PM #15
Ice is feeling all tough cuz he quit smoking by the way.
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04-25-2006, 05:52 PM #16Originally Posted by iceman"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" --Margaret Thatcher
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04-25-2006, 08:15 PM #17Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian
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04-25-2006, 08:16 PM #18Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
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04-25-2006, 08:18 PM #19features a sintered base
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Cam Neely is a dweeb and Bobby Orr sucks.
I love Ulf Samuelsson.
Ted Williams's son is my hero.
Shit, I can't do that. Now I want to punch myself.[quote][//quote]
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04-25-2006, 08:19 PM #20Funky But Chic
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Every day is a good day to kick Ulf's ass.
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04-25-2006, 08:52 PM #21Originally Posted by skiing-in-jacksonI should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
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04-25-2006, 08:59 PM #22
Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!!
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04-26-2006, 06:27 AM #23
Stay strong man of ice! I recommend a car battery and jumper cables attached to the nipples to cure the cravings. It seemed to work for Ben Stiller's food cravings in that movie "Dodgeball".
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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04-26-2006, 06:33 AM #24Originally Posted by YetiMan
I've got a chainsaw.
I'll Skin your ass raw.
and if my day keeps goin this way i just might
Break yo fuckin face tonight
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
day 3 is the last really hard day, lets rock out and chew gum =)
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04-26-2006, 06:55 AM #25Originally Posted by iceman
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