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    It's a Great Day...For Me to Whoo; Somebody's Ass

    I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.

    Here's the lyrics from Paul Thorn, we think alike (great tune btw)

    It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass

    Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
    You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
    So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
    But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.

    Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
    It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
    You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
    Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass

    Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
    And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
    When the highway patrolman pulled up
    I thought that help was on the way
    But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
    he shot me with pepper spray

    Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
    It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
    You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
    Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

    When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
    I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
    So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
    I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.

    Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
    It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
    You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
    Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.[/b]

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman

    I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.


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    Dude, answer one of those spam emails in your "Inbox", it reads something like this..."Val:Ium f0r lE$$"
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    Hang in there, it's only day 2.
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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    you wanna woo my ass? You can't handle my ass.
    .....Visit my website. .....

    "a yin without a yang"

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    Shut up asshole!

    I have heard that one and can hear the melody right now.



    Now shut up you whiny quitting bitch! You have quit for like one day and you are all up in our grill and shit???? Get off your fucking high horse. You say you are the shit and then can't quit smoking a damn cigarette? What kind of man are you, puss.

























    There, did that help any? (winky dude)
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    you can do eeet!

    you can do it all.night.long!

    I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.
    go chew some gum or something. Or go over to your annoying neighbor's house and give him a swirly. That might make you smile.

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    believe it or not, I've felt that way before.

    We're kindred spirits I suppose.....lets fuck somebody up Ice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    believe it or not, I've felt that way before.

    We're kindred spirits I suppose.....lets fuck somebody up Ice.
    That's so romantical.

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    Sometimes I get iceman and Blurred confused, them being so kindred and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    Sometimes I get iceman and Blurred confused, them being so kindred and all.
    Seriously, it's "seperated-at-birth" type shit.

    Anyone can see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Seriously, it's "seperated-at-birth" type shit.

    Anyone can see it.
    easy brother. don't make me fuck you up bitch.
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    kindred spirits.... Iceman and Blurred! Isn't that kind of, well, GIRLIE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    easy brother. don't make me fuck you up bitch.
    Again with the pilow talk....meeeeow!

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    Talking

    Ice, I was going to be in DC next week, and was thinking I could ask your daughter out on a date, would that be cool? I was talking to her on IM and she sent me her myspace link--total cutie.

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    Ice is feeling all tough cuz he quit smoking by the way.
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    'Karma' is an Eastern religious concept which views all human dramas as the will of God as opposed to present - and past - life actions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    I'm feelin' it, brothers and sisters, angst anxiety and just plain goddamn meanness from the feet to the top of my pointy little head. Somebody fuck with me cause I NEED the aggravation.

    Here's the lyrics from Paul Thorn, we think alike (great tune btw)

    It's A Great Day To Whoop Somebody's Ass

    Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right?
    You're wife starts bitchin' 'bout whatever it was she was bitchin' about last night.
    So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne,
    But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone.

    Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
    It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
    You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
    Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass

    Well I was runnin' late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
    And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
    When the highway patrolman pulled up
    I thought that help was on the way
    But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
    he shot me with pepper spray

    Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
    It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
    You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
    Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

    When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late.
    I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway.
    So here I am out in the parkin' lot just waitin' by his Corvette,
    I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.

    Well it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass
    It's a bad day, so you better get off my back
    You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
    Cause it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.[/b]
    Your sister married a Kennedy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_gyptian
    Your sister married a Kennedy.
    She did?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
    Ice is feeling all tough cuz he quit smoking by the way.
    dude, far from tough, just irritated and pissed-off, I'll get over it.

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    Cam Neely is a dweeb and Bobby Orr sucks.
    I love Ulf Samuelsson.
    Ted Williams's son is my hero.

    Shit, I can't do that. Now I want to punch myself.
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    Every day is a good day to kick Ulf's ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiing-in-jackson
    Dude, answer one of those spam emails in your "Inbox", it reads something like this..."Val:Ium f0r lE$$"
    Fuck that shit. I take Viagra for everything.
    I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

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    Its just one of those days
    When you don't wanna wake up
    Everything is fucked
    Everybody sucks
    You don't really know why
    But want justify
    Rippin' someone's head off
    No human contact
    And if you interact
    Your life is on contract
    Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
    It's just one of those days!!

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    Stay strong man of ice! I recommend a car battery and jumper cables attached to the nipples to cure the cravings. It seemed to work for Ben Stiller's food cravings in that movie "Dodgeball".
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YetiMan
    Its just one of those days
    When you don't wanna wake up
    Everything is fucked
    Everybody sucks
    You don't really know why
    But want justify
    Rippin' someone's head off
    No human contact
    And if you interact
    Your life is on contract
    Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
    It's just one of those days!!
    i was gonna post that. best song limp ever did lol


    I've got a chainsaw.
    I'll Skin your ass raw.
    and if my day keeps goin this way i just might
    Break yo fuckin face tonight

    GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK



    day 3 is the last really hard day, lets rock out and chew gum =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    dude, far from tough, just irritated and pissed-off, I'll get over it.
    Better to get pissed off than pissed on.

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