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Thread: Bode's Talk vs. Bode's Walk
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02-24-2006, 02:24 PM #1
Bode's Talk vs. Bode's Walk
don't know if this is a repost or not, searched and didn't find anything, but this is fucking funny.
http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=mo...rticle&sid=275
ON HIS NEAR MARRIAGE
WHAT BODE SAID:
"Yeah, I'm pretty much going to marry the shit out of this broad. I mean, it's not like I even want to. I'll probably get blown by her sister during the wedding. I know it’s not quote unquote CONVENTIONAL for the groom to get blown at the alter, but I wasn’t made to live inside the narrow borders of your conventions. I grip it and rip it and leave it for dead."
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:
Miller spent three hours before the ceremony in a locked bathroom stall sobbing and complaining that he looked fat. Later, at the alter, instead of vows Miller read the lyrics to Jon Mayer's "Your Body Is a Wonderland," with his name inserted so that it read "Your Bode is a Wonderland." The bride and her friends immediately left the church laughing.
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02-24-2006, 02:31 PM #2
That is awsome! Good for a mid-workday laugh especially on Friday
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02-24-2006, 02:54 PM #3has been
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not bad, not bad
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02-24-2006, 03:03 PM #4
Bode facing Olympic sized bar bill!
Is there any truth to the rumor(s) Bode may have to sell his RV to cover his tab? I heard the Austrians were giving him free beer, so why would he need the dough?... (Also, is that Janet Gretzsky with him?...) Just wondering...
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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02-24-2006, 03:06 PM #5
nice ad placement coca-cola
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02-24-2006, 04:17 PM #6
I'm sure Pepsi's not too sorry about losing him...
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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02-24-2006, 04:23 PM #7
that would be a Playmate.
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02-24-2006, 05:15 PM #8
I'm a big fan of Bode's,but he's been a complete jack ass this year!
Calmer than you dude
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02-24-2006, 07:31 PM #9
I thought I saw her before!... that's more than a 30" rack though, assgasorgrass!
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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02-24-2006, 07:37 PM #10
what the writers of that site wish they were: talented
what they are: on-lookers
who takes that much time to degrade someone? sounds like Bode has some problems, but who doesn't....And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.
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02-24-2006, 07:57 PM #11Originally Posted by freshie247Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller
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02-24-2006, 08:02 PM #12Originally Posted by BigDaddy
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02-24-2006, 10:08 PM #13Typhoid Ryan - the Vector
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I didn't think that was funny at all. They could've capatlized on some things Bode has said, but they tried too hard.
I was talking to my friend, saying that the only thing that really bothers me is when a competitor doesn't give credit to their competition. I don't hear Bode doing that, and while I think he's said some dumb things, he's been given the opportunity to do so, so I can't really fault him for that.
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02-25-2006, 09:29 AM #14
I know I'm jealous, but also a little pissed. I wanted Bode to win but I sure can't blame him for partying and having fun... The Cracked Mag stuff is just a spoof though, and made me laugh my ass off. I think it really has helped me with the "healing process" and I expect to someday be normal again.
Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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