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  1. 01-16-2006, 10:15 AM #1
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    40 Year Old Virgin

    This movie made me laugh so hard I missed 30% of the dialogue.I kept waiting for long drawn out un-funny parts,but this movie just kept me laughing.
    Calmer than you dude
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  2. 01-16-2006, 10:41 AM #2
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  3. 01-16-2006, 10:44 PM #3
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    "And then you fuck the plant!"

    "You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow sticker on your car, that says 'I'm only happy when there are balls in my face.'"
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    Asphyxia and blunt force trauma is rad as long as you're wearing the latest Analog hoody
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  4. 01-16-2006, 10:52 PM #4
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    this shall be a new classic...
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  5. 01-17-2006, 08:42 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blatant
    this shall be a new classic...
    i thought this movie was going to suck
    but it turned out to be worth the 3 dollar rental fee
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  6. 01-17-2006, 08:53 AM #6
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    surprisingly good movie
    see it.


    I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
    "Fakers are Maggots" - T. Hall, 2011
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    only a fake Rasta could make a claim like that
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  7. 01-17-2006, 09:08 AM #7
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    Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
    Andy: It's all about connections.

    Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
    Andy: Yeah.

    Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
    Andy: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.

    Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
    Andy: Please stop.

    Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
    Andy: Mooj, just please stop.
    "Fakers are Maggots" - T. Hall, 2011
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    only a fake Rasta could make a claim like that
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  8. 01-17-2006, 11:53 PM #8
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    when your child is born, will he already be on parole?
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    Asphyxia and blunt force trauma is rad as long as you're wearing the latest Analog hoody
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  9. 01-18-2006, 08:33 AM #9
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    Mooj: Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath...I can't return it until it has spilled blood.
    Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
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  10. 01-18-2006, 10:15 AM #10
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    My favorite scene was the one where the blonde was in the bathtub with her shower head, and the bearded guy walked in. Truly classic.
    "My policies are based not on some economics theory, but on things I and millions like me were brought up with: an honest day's work for an honest day's pay; live within your means; put by a nest egg for a rainy day; pay your bills on time; support the police." M. Thatcher (RIP)
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    Judges smoke it, even the lawyer too...So you've got to legalize it..." Peter Tosh
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  12. 01-30-2006, 01:39 PM #12
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    I rented this movie on Saturday night and it is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen!

    "Go fuck a goat" - fucking hilarious!
    "If there's a Starbucks, then you're probably fine."
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  13. 01-30-2006, 02:27 PM #13
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    "You're kinda cute, very feminine...
    You'd be a good kind of transition guy for me.

    How'd you feel about that?
    Maybe throw on a little blush,
    Do a little 'tuck the sack.'

    Think you'd be into that?"
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  14. 01-30-2006, 03:18 PM #14
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    Of course, there's the obvious "two bags of sand" reference... Too, too funny!

    "Know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay."

    "You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Tylenol PMs and try to beat off before you fall asleep. Either way, I win!"

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  15. 01-30-2006, 03:41 PM #15
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    What you need...... is a Fuck Buddy.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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  16. 01-30-2006, 06:15 PM #16
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    "yeah, well at least virgin isn't a dirty word like asshole and that's what you guys are"
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  17. 02-03-2006, 11:47 AM #17
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    I got the soundtrack and play it here at work.

    "...in the HEEEAT OF THE MOOOOOMENNNNNNT....."
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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  18. 02-04-2006, 02:05 PM #18
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    "There's something wrong with her underwear."
    "Yeah, it's not in my mouth."
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  19. 02-12-2006, 03:31 PM #19
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    "it's not about the alligator fuck house."

    fucking Mooj is the man.


    You know how I know you're gay?
    How?
    You bleached your asshole.

    You know how I know YOU'RE gay?
    How?
    You bleached my asshole.
    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
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  20. 02-13-2006, 10:11 AM #20
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    I watched this movie again this weekend, and I think I liked it better the 2nd time.

    "Today's forecast: Dark & cloudy, with chance of drive-by"
    Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.
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  21. 02-13-2006, 01:10 PM #21
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