Expose the previous poster's deepest hidden secret...

**ak_powder_monkey** · 10-23-2005, 02:24 AM

Bill Brasky! is a fucking JONG

**edg** · 10-23-2005, 03:37 AM

AKPM is pimpin' the whole of the Juneau Cheer Leading Squad.

edg

**Zeedashbo** · 10-23-2005, 03:53 AM

edg made the tracks game from a spin-off of a porn movie.

**addict** · 10-23-2005, 04:35 AM

Zeedashbo just wants to be held. Is that too much to ask?

**subtle plague** · 10-23-2005, 05:43 AM

addict is the chief of a small island tribe in the south west pacific.

**edg** · 10-23-2005, 05:55 AM

Subtle Plague isn't subtle at all. He's down-right outspoken bubonic.

edg

**subtle plague** · 10-23-2005, 06:09 AM

damn you! using words i do not know ! and im not the "most common form of plague"

and edg isn't really some teen from the british isles. in fact he is the uncle of the japanese empress and sells worn underwear in tokio !

**Tippster** · 10-23-2005, 06:48 AM

Subtle Plague is about to get his German License revoked. Sadly he does not like beer OR wine - a basic requrement for membership.

**subtle plague** · 10-23-2005, 07:00 AM

Tipster would be glad if he could drink at all. But according to the rules of his satanistic sect he is only allowed to drink blood. So he constantly follows all the drunkards in town wearing false vampire teeth.

**edg** · 10-23-2005, 07:04 AM

Subtle Plague has accidently uncovered the reason for those two small holes in EP's next after riding the Green Dragon at tipp's.

Edit because I don't understand the game : Subtle Plague is really a Soviet Sleeper Cell (oh, yeah, check the sibelence) getting read for the second coming of lenin.

edg

**subtle plague** · 10-23-2005, 07:13 AM

edg disguises nonsensical babble as higly elaborate public school gibberish.

**Tippster** · 10-23-2005, 07:13 AM

Edg compulsively arranges everything by order of length and chemical composition. Nerds do that you know.

**subtle plague** · 10-23-2005, 07:18 AM

tippster tried to avoid being run over by a slug, but he failed miserably because of his long reaction time.

**Tippster** · 10-23-2005, 07:31 AM

The difference between Subtle Plague and an athlete is well, not so subtle.

**PaSucks** · 10-23-2005, 10:53 AM

Tippster puts the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose again.

**Plakespear** · 10-23-2005, 04:58 PM

PaSucks actually prefers Seven Springs to Snowbird.

**cj001f** · 10-23-2005, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Plakespear

PaSucks actually prefers Seven Springs to Snowbird.

Plakespear knows this because he is a Seven Springs lifer. Goosebumps makes him shit his pants.

**Steezus Christ** · 10-23-2005, 05:30 PM

cj001f sucks at Grand Theft Auto because he can't stop searching for male prostitutes that specialize in tugjobs.

**Monique** · 10-23-2005, 05:32 PM

cj001F can't see anything but his own reflection in those sunglasses, and he's okay with that.

**mrryde** · 10-23-2005, 05:36 PM

Monique gets pleasure from kicking the opposite sex in the balls

**Steezus Christ** · 10-23-2005, 08:51 PM

mrryde has never actually tasted alcohol.

Z · 10-23-2005, 08:54 PM

Steezus christ is about as steezy as George Muresan on snowlerblades...

**Garnshit** · 10-23-2005, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Z

Steezus christ is about as steezy as George Muresan on snowlerblades...

Z is not Manuel. Hmm...

**teledave** · 10-24-2005, 05:32 AM

Z and Garnshit fantasize about singing country and western duets together while gazing longingly into each others eyes.

(Man, I wish I had seen this on Friday.)