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  1. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    Droopy wears irul's worn jock.
    On his head.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  2. #77
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    irul&ublo and c001f enjoy watching men put on jock straps

  3. #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by Droopy
    irul&ublo and c001f enjoy watching men put on jock straps
    Droopy licked my armpit. Sick fuck.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

  4. #79
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    Pasucks sucks but does not swallow. Most of the time...

    And he liked the lick...
    Days on snow 06-07: 3
    Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24

    "Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.

  5. #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey
    Pasucks sucks but does not swallow. Most of the time...

    And he liked the lick...
    Max insists that you call him Maxine and loves pretty dresses
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

  6. #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912
    Max insists that you call him Maxine and loves pretty dresses
    3:57 am Friday May 13th, 2005 was the exact time that girlski showed up at Max's window.

  7. #82
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    Road trip lost the film from that night...
    Days on snow 06-07: 3
    Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24

    "Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.

  8. #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by road trip
    3:57 am Friday May 13th, 2005 was the exact time that girlski showed up at Max's window.
    road trip was hoping to get a better view of Max changing until girlski (who wasn't wearing her boyfriends tightywhiteys) blocked his view.
    Elvis has left the building

  9. #84
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    On the only date that Max ever had, the swamp ass was so bad that he blamed it on the dog but the dog was at the vet so he was left without an excuse and tried to go to the bathroom to only shower off his nether region but accidently got his pants wet because he was trying to go too fast and it looked like he peed himself so he tried climbing out the window but it was a second floor window so had to drop into the trash can below and there two racoons that smelled the swamp ass and thought it food so bit his little friend off so now he talks in a really high voice like a eunich.

  10. #85
    road trip puffed and puffed but was slow to give

  11. #86
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    It burns when Acostiga pees, and he cries a little.

  12. #87
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    Road Trip is from New Jersey.




    edit-damn you guys are fast.

  13. #88
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    A-wreck is a dork, contrary to what he thinks about himself.
    Last edited by divegirl; 10-21-2005 at 12:15 PM.

  14. #89
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    Divegirl secretly dreams of a bikini wax from 'Guido the Killer Pimp' with Zardoz NotWax. Makes you fast.
    The older I get, the better I was.

  15. #90
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    LIP reflects his fantasy upon Divegirl
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

  16. #91
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    Talking

    Crinkle once made a whipped cream bikini for himself to impress a special someone. His name was John.

  17. #92
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    Z was the "john", and was suitably... aroused.
    Elvis has left the building

  18. #93
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    Exclamation

    cj once tried to penetrate his dynafit bindings. He, uh, prereleased.

  19. #94
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    Z occassionally likes to refer to himself as a dynafit binding

  20. #95
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    "Tapping his artifact" is what Camel Toad hopes to do to AKPM.

  21. #96
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    Over many years shooting Tippster has never once actually had film in his camera.
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

  22. #97
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    Monique is in serious training for the "pick-your-nose-and-eat-it" rodeo in Calgary next June.
    thats new hampshire as fuck


    We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.

  23. #98
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    Vinz, however, was disqualified for not sticking to his own nose.

  24. #99
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    Tippster farts in his hand

  25. #100
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    I'm higher than you.
    Buy nice things here.
    www.motorcityglassworks.com

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