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  1. #1051
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEfClyDO06M

    evin dirtbags hav asspuuurashuns!!!!!!!!!!

  2. #1052
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    ^ I think he's flooded...


    Slag Master has actually never eaten a 3 bean salad.
    I demoed the TECH TALK JONG! pro model this spring and their performance was unparalleled which is good because I ski in a wedge most of the time - bendtheski, 2011

  3. #1053
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    ^ I crossed "tips" with Gary Coleman once

  4. #1054
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    DeathVan drives a Subaru.
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

  5. #1055
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    Bendtheski occasionally has problems with incontinence.
    "We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel

    ...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap

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    the duke is really a king of the continent!!!!!!!!

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    ^^^ Checks on his stock portfolio while riding the chairlift.

  8. #1058
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    Isbd, got a lump of coal in his stocking.

  9. #1059
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    Loves the Jersey shore... Especially the boardwalk arcades.
    Last edited by BigDaddy; 09-14-2013 at 09:03 AM.
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

  10. #1060
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    ^ despite endless cajoling has never gotten a lover to call him "Big Daddy."
    I demoed the TECH TALK JONG! pro model this spring and their performance was unparalleled which is good because I ski in a wedge most of the time - bendtheski, 2011

  11. #1061
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    In the throws of passionate love making, Skirotica frequently exclaims "wha'choo talkin' 'bout Willis?"
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

  12. #1062
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    He does in fact have something bent.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    ^That shit shoots around corners!

    Has never skied the "Steeps" of Hunter West.
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

  14. #1064
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    bendtheski bends the ski from the tail.

  15. #1065
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    Adria33 shaves his legs with ptex scraper

  16. #1066
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    West basin poopchutes
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  17. #1067
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    StuckatHunterMt got stuck at Brokeback Mt, too.
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    BigDaddy doesn't like to left hangin for 10 yrs. ...just in time

  19. #1069
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    Strawjack followed the Dead right into a career in fast food.

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    ^^^^ jerks off to snowboard vids
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

  21. #1071
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    digitaldeath's real name is Majed Alhamad.

    https://www.tetongravity.com/story/ad...-felony-charge
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  22. #1072
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    Pillowpants is code for El Chup's heavy flow tampons

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    DeathVan actually drives a 1993 Honda Civic he got from his grandmother. No one knows why he calls it the Death Van but it seems to make him happy.

  24. #1074
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    idahospud enjoys hanging out that drive-in movie theatre in Driggs.
    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Harry fantasized about being the meat in a Donald Trump and Ted Cruz sandwich.

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