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12-10-2005, 11:41 PM #251The Shred Pirate Roberts
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cj001f is to intouch with his masculine side to get in touch with his homo sexual roots.
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12-11-2005, 10:29 AM #252
adam should be doing his homework so he can hope for a few more days on the slopes instead of a lifetime in the corner with a dunce cap on.
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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12-11-2005, 10:32 AM #253
Crinkle once laughed so hard at a "Family Circus" comic strip that a little piece of poop ended up in his pants.
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12-11-2005, 10:42 AM #254
Dallas collects fartbags
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12-11-2005, 10:44 AM #255
mrw is envious of Dallas's collection
edgDo you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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12-11-2005, 10:44 AM #256
The initials "mrw" stand for "mustache ride wrecipient."
edit: and the initials "edg" stand for "erectile dysfunction guy."Last edited by Steven S. Dallas; 12-11-2005 at 10:49 AM.
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12-11-2005, 10:59 AM #257
Dallas knows who shot JR
Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
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12-11-2005, 11:00 AM #258
Steven S. Dallas is actually Berkeley Breathed. Even if he's not, we should spread that rumor.
People shooting ski areas should be sued.
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12-11-2005, 11:07 AM #259
Stone-Free knows who shot Jimi Hendrix. Come to think of it, that's two secrets.
JMO is a libertarian survivalist freak who dreams of building a hilltop fortress and seceding from the U.S. He wants to call his new country "Nopantsylvania."
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12-11-2005, 11:11 AM #260
Steven S. Dallas wishes he lived in Nopantsylvania.
edgDo you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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12-11-2005, 11:16 AM #261
edg lost control of his vehicle and found out his dog wasn't such a competent co-pilot
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12-11-2005, 11:21 AM #262
skieurmalade got his handle only because "Lady Marmalade" was already taken.
A kichy-kichy-ya-ya-da-tah...
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12-11-2005, 11:41 AM #263
Dallas puts mascara on his chest hair to make it look "fluffier"
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12-11-2005, 11:48 AM #264
Woodsy gives a hoot, and yet he still pollutes. Also, he's a giant anthropomorphic owl.
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12-11-2005, 12:12 PM #265
Steven S Dallas does Debbie
Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
"This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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12-11-2005, 01:05 PM #266
mrs roo lost her missing glove in her butt crack and didn't find it until she bought new ones
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12-11-2005, 01:18 PM #267
Skieurmalade lives in the court of the crimson king, but thinks the throne is an elephant bed.
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. -אלוהים אדירים
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12-11-2005, 03:03 PM #268
Rasputin wanted to join the KKK but they wouldn't let him in because he was black.
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12-11-2005, 03:21 PM #269
wanghoeby is Swahili for "man who likes to fondle unsuspecting mallards and wood ducks"
Days on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
"Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.
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12-11-2005, 04:44 PM #270
Max Gosey is really the illegitimate internet love child of Blurred and SheRa.
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12-12-2005, 09:31 AM #271
Hugh Jass' buttrash/roadrash was NOT a result of a sports activity
Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
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12-12-2005, 10:20 AM #272
stone-free is admiting to being a little rough with Hugh Jass
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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12-12-2005, 10:22 AM #273
crinkle actuall thought Forsberg would stay healthy
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12-12-2005, 10:56 AM #274
Woodsy is a retro-grouch who lines his undies with cold oatmeal
Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
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12-12-2005, 10:59 AM #275
Tap has a Tuesday night DJ gig where he spins nothing but Steve Miller Band, late-period Genesis, and Asia discs.
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