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10-25-2005, 11:43 AM #226
subtle plague doesn't waive his dick cuz its skinnier than his ski poles
Ski like no one is watching!
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10-25-2005, 12:07 PM #227Originally Posted by K-StormchaserI resolve PC issues remotely. Need to get rid of all that pr0n you downloaded on your work laptop? Or did you just get a ton of viruses from searching for "geriatic midget sex"? Either way I can fix them. PM Me for maggot prices.
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10-25-2005, 12:23 PM #228
Mrryde skis in a gold lame' Bogner fartbag.
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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10-25-2005, 10:55 PM #229
Plakespear likes to huff the farticles out of random fartbags at the end of the day.
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10-25-2005, 11:22 PM #230
Steezus christ has embarassing urges when looking at barely clothed crucifixes.
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10-25-2005, 11:33 PM #231
seldon would rather eat cute rabbits then pancakes
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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10-25-2005, 11:37 PM #232
AKPM is actually Ron Jeremy's illegitimate child.
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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10-26-2005, 12:25 AM #233
plakespear rescues manatee's.
god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
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10-26-2005, 12:31 AM #234Originally Posted by Zeedashbo
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10-26-2005, 02:46 AM #235
seldon wears a spiderman mask while masturbating.
It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
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10-26-2005, 07:29 AM #236
Subtle Plague can prove it. He's got it on video and according to his website Spidermanswebfactory.com so can you for only $19.95.
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10-26-2005, 07:41 AM #237
Grange was subtle plague's first (and best) customer.
I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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10-26-2005, 07:48 AM #238Originally Posted by teledaveI resolve PC issues remotely. Need to get rid of all that pr0n you downloaded on your work laptop? Or did you just get a ton of viruses from searching for "geriatic midget sex"? Either way I can fix them. PM Me for maggot prices.
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10-27-2005, 06:17 PM #239Originally Posted by mrryde
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12-10-2005, 09:20 PM #240
Seldon's real name was supposed to be Seldom but he couldn't find the m key because he "mistakenly" used it as one of his suppository pills when coming home inebriated one night.
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12-10-2005, 09:53 PM #241Funky But Chic
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Wanghoeby resurrects old threads just to say shit that doesn't even make sense.
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12-10-2005, 09:58 PM #242
iceman yells 'leeeeroooooooooy jenkins' while rolfing himself.
god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
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12-10-2005, 10:03 PM #243Funky But Chic
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I know a guy named Rolf, he's awesome, he's super smart and he's fucking crazy as shit.
Zee to the dash to the bizzle would like him.
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12-10-2005, 10:07 PM #244Registered User
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iceman wishes he were Tom Cruise
Elvis has left the building
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12-10-2005, 10:10 PM #245
cj001f wishes he were katie holmes so iceman could knock him up
Ein Berg ohne Absturzgefahr ist nur noch Attrappe. (Reinhold Messner)
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12-10-2005, 10:15 PM #246
Franz Klammer wishes he were an actual ski hero but instead uses his name to pretend
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12-10-2005, 10:17 PM #247Funky But Chic
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Nate was disappointed when he found out that on the internet people make shit up.
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12-10-2005, 10:28 PM #248
iceman recently was in the ER on a Premarin OD.
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12-10-2005, 10:31 PM #249Funky But Chic
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Wanghoeby makes jokes that might be funny if iceman knew what the hell premarin is.
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12-10-2005, 10:39 PM #250Registered User
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Originally Posted by icemanElvis has left the building
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