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  1. #226
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    subtle plague doesn't waive his dick cuz its skinnier than his ski poles
    Ski like no one is watching!

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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser
    subtle plague doesn't waive his dick cuz its skinnier than his ski poles
    K-Stormchaser eats cheeze wiz straight from the can
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    Mrryde skis in a gold lame' Bogner fartbag.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    Plakespear likes to huff the farticles out of random fartbags at the end of the day.

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    Steezus christ has embarassing urges when looking at barely clothed crucifixes.

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    seldon would rather eat cute rabbits then pancakes
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    AKPM is actually Ron Jeremy's illegitimate child.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    plakespear rescues manatee's.
    god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeedashbo
    plakespear rescues manatee's.
    Zeedashbo has a love affair with the resident manatee, jayfrizzo.

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    seldon wears a spiderman mask while masturbating.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Subtle Plague can prove it. He's got it on video and according to his website Spidermanswebfactory.com so can you for only $19.95.


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    Grange was subtle plague's first (and best) customer.
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teledave
    Grange was subtle plague's first (and best) customer.
    teledave thinks Beech Mtn is steeeeeeeeeeeeep
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrryde
    teledave thinks Beech Mtn is steeeeeeeeeeeeep
    mrryde got so carried away with giving himself the stranger that he went to the doctor for numbness.

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    Seldon's real name was supposed to be Seldom but he couldn't find the m key because he "mistakenly" used it as one of his suppository pills when coming home inebriated one night.

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    Wanghoeby resurrects old threads just to say shit that doesn't even make sense.

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    iceman yells 'leeeeroooooooooy jenkins' while rolfing himself.
    god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel

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    I know a guy named Rolf, he's awesome, he's super smart and he's fucking crazy as shit.

    Zee to the dash to the bizzle would like him.

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    iceman wishes he were Tom Cruise
    Elvis has left the building

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    cj001f wishes he were katie holmes so iceman could knock him up
    Ein Berg ohne Absturzgefahr ist nur noch Attrappe. (Reinhold Messner)

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    Franz Klammer wishes he were an actual ski hero but instead uses his name to pretend

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    Nate was disappointed when he found out that on the internet people make shit up.

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    iceman recently was in the ER on a Premarin OD.

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    Wanghoeby makes jokes that might be funny if iceman knew what the hell premarin is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Wanghoeby makes jokes that might be funny if iceman knew what the hell premarin is.
    iceman is too in touch with his feminine side to understand wanghoeby's jokes
    Elvis has left the building

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