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10-13-2005, 11:15 AM #1
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stomach flu vector?
The pope has become concerned that he is a vector for a 24-hour stomach flu. The story starts a week ago Sunday morning, when the pope discovered his favorite concubine on the floor in the bathroom groaning and smelling of vomit. Sunday was spent watching the Sox clinch the wild card and nursing concubine back to health. Monday she was better. Tuesday the pope got it. Watery bowels, vomiting, the whole nine yards. Felt better by Wednesday afternoon. Got on a plane Friday to see Mom for a few hours on the way to a wedding. Mom got sick 48 hours later. At least five wedding guests have come down with it since the weekend as did our dogsitter and some other friends of the concubine.
Its tempting to just say that it's going around, but it possible that I am contributing to even more misery than usual.
Discuss.Last edited by Pope Benedict XVI; 10-13-2005 at 11:28 AM.
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10-13-2005, 11:29 AM #2
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Forgive me Father, for I shall skip mass this Sunday.
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10-13-2005, 12:44 PM #3
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Tippster to the pope's Mom:
Please tell your son to stay the fuck outta DC this weekend.
thank you.
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10-13-2005, 12:53 PM #4
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...and Western PA. Fuck it, stay the fuck out of the entire Mid-Atlantic. There aren't any catholics here anyways.
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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