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  1. 10-12-2005, 09:07 AM #1
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    I'm Pissed (P-OJR)

    Dole Pineapple-Orange juice.

    Big fan. Have been for years. Sure it's from concentrate, but pour it out in a glass, let it warm up just a bit and shazamm, good shit. I can chug a pint of it at a time no prob.

    So the other day I buy some. Pour me a glass, get a little safe, watch some Daily Show, go and drink me some juice. And...something's wrong. Doesn't taste right. I shrug, figure it must be an off batch or something. Then I notice the "Great NEW Taste!!!" label on the carton. Intrigued, I follow the clues (i.e. read the ingredients).

    Since time immemorial the ingredients have always been (from concentrate): Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Lemon Juice (for tartness) and Vitamin C. But now the second ingredient is Apple Juice. And what it tastes like is Pineapple-Apple-Orange Juice. Not bad, really. But it's not Pineapple-Orange Juice, clearly. If they want to sell Pineapple-Apple-Orange juice, more power to them. Just label it that way. And give me back my juice!


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  2. 10-12-2005, 09:15 AM #2
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    Damn, ice. I'm really sorry to hear the bad news. RIP Pinapple-Orange juice. You've got my number, call if you need anything.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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  3. 10-12-2005, 09:20 AM #3
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    Damn The Man! Fight The Power!

    thanks, bag, I appreciate the support
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  4. 10-12-2005, 09:26 AM #4
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    I never understood why companies go and fuck up something that was perfectly fine in the first place
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  5. 10-12-2005, 09:27 AM #5
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    OPA?
    PAO?
    APO?

    COINCIDENCE?
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  6. 10-12-2005, 09:27 AM #6
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    Sue those muther fuckers for false advertising.
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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  7. 10-12-2005, 09:30 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by snow_slider
    Sue those muther fuckers for false advertising.
    Now you're talking!


    What tipp was talking about, I have no idea
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  8. 10-12-2005, 09:33 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    What tipp was talking about, I have no idea
    OPA = Orange Pineapple Apple
    PAO = Pineapple Apple Orange
    APO = Awesome Public Offering!
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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  9. 10-12-2005, 09:34 AM #9
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    Doritos did this to
    http://unofficialnetworks.com/category/locations/stowe/
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  10. 10-12-2005, 09:34 AM #10
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    I know. Coke did the same thing. I think that there was a time when Coca Cola actually had cocaine as one of the ingredients.

    Dole Orange Pineapple was always one of my favorites.
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  11. 10-12-2005, 10:17 AM #11
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    Trix did this too. Fuckers. If they want to have a "great new flavor," make a "great new product" so we can still enjoy the old one.
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  12. 10-12-2005, 10:19 AM #12
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    Cheetos did this too when they took away "Crunchits" a while back. They have similar ones again, but they just don't taste the same
    Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.
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  13. 10-12-2005, 08:36 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA
    Doritos did this to
    ...to whom? To what?


    OH GOD, THE SUSPENSE!

    vapor lock - bitch.
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  14. 10-12-2005, 09:03 PM #14
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    I think he got bushwhacked in mid-
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    I think he did to
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  16. 10-12-2005, 11:40 PM #16
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    I hate when
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  17. 10-13-2005, 12:14 AM #17
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    ... you have to buy a four-pack to get the one can of from Costco.
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  18. 10-13-2005, 07:27 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA
    Doritos did this to
    the Zapatistas? Is THAT what happened?
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