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Thread: I'm Pissed (P-OJR)
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10-12-2005, 09:07 AM #1Funky But Chic
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I'm Pissed (P-OJR)
Dole Pineapple-Orange juice.
Big fan. Have been for years. Sure it's from concentrate, but pour it out in a glass, let it warm up just a bit and shazamm, good shit. I can chug a pint of it at a time no prob.
So the other day I buy some. Pour me a glass, get a little safe, watch some Daily Show, go and drink me some juice. And...something's wrong. Doesn't taste right. I shrug, figure it must be an off batch or something. Then I notice the "Great NEW Taste!!!" label on the carton. Intrigued, I follow the clues (i.e. read the ingredients).
Since time immemorial the ingredients have always been (from concentrate): Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Lemon Juice (for tartness) and Vitamin C. But now the second ingredient is Apple Juice. And what it tastes like is Pineapple-Apple-Orange Juice. Not bad, really. But it's not Pineapple-Orange Juice, clearly. If they want to sell Pineapple-Apple-Orange juice, more power to them. Just label it that way. And give me back my juice!
heads are gonna roll, man, heads are gonna roll
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10-12-2005, 09:15 AM #2yelgatgab
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Damn, ice. I'm really sorry to hear the bad news. RIP Pinapple-Orange juice. You've got my number, call if you need anything.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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10-12-2005, 09:20 AM #3Funky But Chic
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Damn The Man! Fight The Power!
thanks, bag, I appreciate the support
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10-12-2005, 09:26 AM #4
I never understood why companies go and fuck up something that was perfectly fine in the first place
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10-12-2005, 09:27 AM #5
OPA?
PAO?
APO?
COINCIDENCE?
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10-12-2005, 09:27 AM #6
Sue those muther fuckers for false advertising.
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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10-12-2005, 09:30 AM #7Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by snow_slider
What tipp was talking about, I have no idea
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10-12-2005, 09:33 AM #8yelgatgab
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Originally Posted by iceman
PAO = Pineapple Apple Orange
APO = Awesome Public Offering!Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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10-12-2005, 09:34 AM #9
Doritos did this to
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10-12-2005, 09:34 AM #10
I know. Coke did the same thing. I think that there was a time when Coca Cola actually had cocaine as one of the ingredients.
Dole Orange Pineapple was always one of my favorites.
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10-12-2005, 10:17 AM #11
Trix did this too. Fuckers. If they want to have a "great new flavor," make a "great new product" so we can still enjoy the old one.
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10-12-2005, 10:19 AM #12
Cheetos did this too when they took away "Crunchits" a while back. They have similar ones again, but they just don't taste the same
Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.
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10-12-2005, 08:36 PM #13Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA
OH GOD, THE SUSPENSE!
vapor lock - bitch.
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10-12-2005, 09:03 PM #14Funky But Chic
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I think he got bushwhacked in mid-
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10-12-2005, 10:06 PM #15
I think he did to
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10-12-2005, 11:40 PM #16click click boom
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I hate when
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10-13-2005, 12:14 AM #17
... you have to buy a four-pack to get the one can of from Costco.
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10-13-2005, 07:27 AM #18Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA
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