Dick waving thread (no dick pics pleez)

[Cruiser]

Name something good you did today.

I planned not to run today when I went to bed last night but when I woke up this morning it was snowing and I couldn't resist getting out for a bit so did. Even though it was a short

I also fed my kid's gecko cuz she's spending the night at a friend's house.

What a guy!

[liv2ski]

Pffft, I do everything around the house from landscaping to doing the shopping, cooking most of the time and cleaning. Cleaning cat boxes and feeding the petting zoo we have and walking the dogs. My wife does (well let's just skip that part) and I pay pretty much all the bills. Go ahead and touch me...

[doebedoe]

Got my very reactive dog to the vet where he managed to chill enough to finally get his bloodwork done.

Got the 3mo to sleep in til 7:30am after a 5am wake up so that I could actually take a shower, do the dishes and 30min of Yoga with Adriene before work.

[Timberridge]

Not acting on certain impulses. I've been hearing voices lately. They've been trying to get me to do terrible things. I've been able to ignore them so far...for today. I dunno about tomorrow.

[dan_pdx]

My sister's neighbor has a border collie that loves me to death because I took him to the off leash park and on hikes all the time when I was unemployed this summer. (I took my sister's dog too; I'm in between dogs, so it was a win win.) He learned my name, and the neighbor said he gets excited and runs to the front window when she says "Dan's coming over!" I'm visiting my sister now and the neighbor saw my car and texted me an invite to come over and hang with her pooch. Aww.

[JimmyCarter]

Not acting on certain impulses. I've been hearing voices lately. They've been trying to get me to do terrible things. I've been able to ignore them so far...for today. I dunno about tomorrow.

Weird, the voices have been telling me to tell you to do those things

[AK47bp]

Not acting on certain impulses. I've been hearing voices lately. They've been trying to get me to do terrible things. I've been able to ignore them so far...for today. I dunno about tomorrow.

Snowboarding is never worth it.


Talk to someone, people care about you.

[Timberridge]

Weird, the voices have been telling me to tell you to do those things

That's messed up.

Snowboarding is never worth it.
Talk to someone, people care about you.

Today they told me to go to Snowbasin and eat a bag of dicks. I'd get it if it was A-basin, but why Snowbasin? I only skied Snowbasin once and it's in the middle of goddamn nowhere, but the lodge is pretty impressive.

[AK47bp]

That's messed up.



Today they told me to go to Snowbasin and eat a bag of dicks. I'd get it if it was A-basin, but why Snowbasin? I only skied Snowbasin once and it's in the middle of goddamn nowhere, but the lodge is pretty impressive.

If it’s impressive enough it should have a nice dick-free soup to enjoy. One would think.

[MarsB]

This thread is showing that the bar for what is considered dick waving has really slipped.

No more hookers and blow? We got old.

[Buzzworthy]

We got old.

Hey you shut your whore mouth!
Turns heating pad on for the lower back…

[Core Shot]

Hey you shut your whore mouth!
Turns heating pad on for the lower back…

[Hood26]

Hey you shut your whore mouth!
Turns heating pad on for the lower back…

Me turning on the seat heater in the wife’s rig and not because I am cold.

[Core Shot]

[gaijin]

That reminds me… I need to feed the cat.


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[riff]

I worked 130 hours in the last 7 days.


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[cat in january]

This is my sixteeth year sliding down snow. Still fun

[MagnificentUnicorn]

I worked 130 hours in the last 7 days.


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Bummer


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[schindlerpiste]

My biggest dick wave would be that I am old enough to not care about my possessions, other peoples possessions, how large I live and I can be lazy and love it

[skaredshtles]

My biggest dick wave would be that I am old enough to not care about my possessions, other peoples possessions, how large I live and I can be lazy and love it

I figured this out when I was about 22. How's that for a waving dick?

[schindlerpiste]

That's a humpback whale of a dick, right there!

[Cruiser]

I worked 130 hours in the last 7 days.


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Holy moly. What kind of work do you do? Cuz that's a freaking giant shit ton of whatever it is

[XXX-er]

Taking a day off from skiing, drank some beer & gave cash to the animal shelter, other wise didnt really do dick not that i ever do but here is a dick song for ya


Has been, has been, has been
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?
You callin' me, has been?
What'd you say your name is?
Jack, never done Jack
Glad to meet you
Who's your friend?
Dick, don't say Dick
What do you know?
And you friend, what's your handle?
Don Two Thumbs Don
Riding on their armchairs
They dream of wealth and fame
Fear is their companion
Nintendo is their game
Never done Jack and Two Thumbs Don
And sidekick don't say Dick
We'll laugh at others failures
Though they have not done shit
{I've heard of you the ready-made connecting with the ever ready, yeah
The never was talking about still trying I got it
Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
May I inquire what you've been doing mister?}
Jack, never done Jack
And you partner, what's the news of the world, Dick?
I don't say Dick
Don, of all the people you must be The Tattler
Two Thumbs up
What are you afraid of, failure? So am I
Has been implies failure not so
Has been is history
Has been was
Has been might again

[Dantheman]

[MultiVerse]

Snowboarding is never worth it.

Talk to someone, people care about you.

Today they told me to go to Snowbasin and eat a bag of dicks. I'd get it if it was A-basin, but why Snowbasin? I only skied Snowbasin once and it's in the middle of goddamn nowhere, but the lodge is pretty impressive.

The lodge can't be that impressive b/c you know the place is filled with proles if there are snowboarders. QED