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09-23-2005, 07:39 AM #26Call me Ishmael
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Originally Posted by Monique
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09-23-2005, 07:42 AM #27
1) this was very funny, thanks Tong
2) i'm still hung over. meh.
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09-23-2005, 07:49 AM #28"It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
- A. Solzhenitsyn
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09-23-2005, 07:51 AM #29Funky But Chic
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Tong, you gotta write this shit down, man!
Wait...
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09-23-2005, 08:03 AM #30
I just read the altoids TR for the first time too and if you're not writing for a living, you've possibly missed your calling. Although doing shit for a living can make it suck.
Would you have done her in stirrup pants? I mean you, in stirrup pants... not her... cause they just make you feel sassy.
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09-23-2005, 08:04 AM #31
Supremely stoopid stuff!
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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09-23-2005, 08:21 AM #32
Ha! I needed that laugh.
Balls Deep in the 'Ho
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09-23-2005, 08:48 AM #33
So which one of those pics is a good representation of a pantsuit?
I was picturing more of a one piece.Last edited by A-wreck; 09-23-2005 at 08:50 AM.
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09-23-2005, 09:16 AM #34Funky But Chic
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This is Celine Dion in a pantsuit.
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09-23-2005, 09:18 AM #35
She looks like she's warding an evil spirit away from an impending camel toe incident.
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09-23-2005, 09:22 AM #36
Holy crap, that's funny.
I'da still fucked her.Living vicariously through myself.
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09-23-2005, 09:23 AM #37Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
Heh. That's exactly what I was thinking. I bet she was equally impressed with you. How in the hell did you end up on a date with this chick anyway?"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"
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09-23-2005, 09:32 AM #38Registered User
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Hilarious post...you should have fucked her. The pantsuit has zero power when lying crumpled on the floor.
"Do the interns get Glocks ? "
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09-23-2005, 09:34 AM #39
Im speechless. Best post of a bad date EVER!
Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
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09-23-2005, 09:41 AM #40
I may be in the minority here, but I dig women who wear suits.
Just not on dates.
http://fp.anntaylor.com/@v=0148@/Ima...ages/W556l.jpgCharlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
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09-23-2005, 09:43 AM #41
Yeah, the corporate look can be hott.
But only because you're imagining them taking off the suit and crawling under your desk.
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http://web.bentley.edu/students/z/za...f/fashion1.jpgLast edited by A-wreck; 09-23-2005 at 09:46 AM.
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09-23-2005, 09:55 AM #42
Someone has to ask:
Who on god's green earth did you piss off to get a date with someone who wears a pantsuit?
Take it from tong kids, intarweb dating don't work.
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09-23-2005, 10:03 AM #43Originally Posted by bad_roo
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09-23-2005, 10:34 AM #44
I suppose that under the pantsuit she was hirsute. Or was the pantsuit simply hirsute?
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>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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09-23-2005, 10:46 AM #45Originally Posted by Buster HighmenI can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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09-23-2005, 10:51 AM #46Originally Posted by Buster Highmen::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.
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09-23-2005, 10:56 AM #47
It may be true,but that doesn't make it funny or un-offensive.The constitution states that freedom of fashion rights are god given & can't be taken away without due process from the Central Scrutinizer Commission.
Not only was there widespread condemnation & scorn, but We just received a favorable ruling against a man that stated that spandex & bare midriff is a privilege,not a right.
"I like your style Dude,I heard you made it to the semis."
I like your style too,...you got a whole cowboy thing going on.
"One thing though,..do you always have to swear so much?"
What the fuck r you talkin about?
"Have it your way Dude."Calmer than you dude
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09-23-2005, 10:57 AM #48Originally Posted by MoniqueMerde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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09-23-2005, 11:00 AM #49
tonghands, you have some talent there lad.
Very funny shit.
Keep it up.
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09-23-2005, 11:12 AM #50Mr. Old Lady
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Damn, why didn't you continue the story and go inside? Nothing ventured nothing gained. I want more. I can't imagine where this thing would have went and the bizarre sexual tendencies of the pantsuit wearer. You probably would've made love with Real Estate ads and Motivational tapes in the background.
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