Missing: $80MM Fighter Jet; does not respond to commands, likely frightened

[BmillsSkier]

Anyone find a wayward F-35 today? The Marine Corps may want to talk to you as they don't know where it is either and have "asked the public for help".

https://www.postandcourier.com/news/...a1e188902.html

[Peruvian]

I’m scouring Craigslist for the For Sale ad. I’d assume it would be listed in aviation but am checking Heavy Equipment, Recreational Vehicles, as well as Toys&Games.

[Thaleia]

Guess that stealth technology has come a long way.

[BmillsSkier]

I’m scouring Craigslist for the For Sale ad. I’d assume it would be listed in aviation but am checking Heavy Equipment, Recreational Vehicles, as well as Toys&Games.

"Some body damage, still flies great. No lowball offers I kNoW whaT I gOt!"

[bennymac]

lady driven?

[Cono Este]

As if we didn’t already have enough to worry about.

[Timberridge]

It went down in SC somewhere? If so, the fuselage has already been turned into a barbecue pit.

[BmillsSkier]

It went down in SC somewhere? If so, the fuselage has already been turned into a barbecue pit.

Holy shit are hillbillies innovative.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

As if we didn’t already have enough to worry about.

LOL, you worried about this? Just wait until you hear about the missing nuclear weapons.

[BmillsSkier]

Conair 2 is gonna be sick.

[Gepeto]

LOL, you worried about this? Just wait until you hear about the missing nuclear weapons.

Ahh, yeah... there called Broken Arrow Incidents
https://www.atomicarchive.com/almana...ows/index.html

The finder/seller should register as a foreign agent and expand his market exposure

[SumJongGuy]

Conair 2 is gonna be sick.

Pilot could have had an accomplice... Disable the beacon.. Pilot bails with a story of plane being unresponsive.. Leaving the accomplice to fly to some remote location to stash the 80 million dollar score.

[basinbeater]

The magats (not maggots) have surely stripped it for souvenirs since it was paid for with their tax dollars, and then they took a crap where the pilots chair used to be.

[PNWbrit]

LOL, you worried about this?

It could have crashed into a dad and daughter dance!

[BobMc]

They should've put an air tag on it.

[californiagrown]

They should've put an air tag on it.

I came here to say this.

But seriously, why didnt they?

[Gepeto]

they did... it's called a transponder and built to indistructo levels. This bird has to be prit tee wadded up

eta: stealth military aircraft can turn their Ident off, but no way this would be the case on/over home soil

[Kenny Satch]

It's a Decepticon better know as Starscream.

[BmillsSkier]

I think the MCAS should consider giving this guy a call

[SumJongGuy]

I think the MCAS should consider giving this guy a call

When he finds the person who stole it he's going to let them have a smoke in the back of the SUV while he prays for them before turning them in.

[Danno]

did they check the junk drawer?

look in the couch cushions?

[BmillsSkier]

When he finds the person who stole it he's going to let them have a smoke in the back of the SUV while he prays for them before turning them in.

Mahalo, brah.

[Gepeto]

When he finds the person who stole it he's going to let them have a smoke in the back of the SUV while he prays for them before turning them in.

Ahh, the Diviner of Stewpidz.

It's the hair-glasses' synergistic effect that elevates this specimen. You've got to admit, he's good at what he does

[californiagrown]

they did... it's called a transponder and built to indistructo levels. This bird has to be prit tee wadded up

eta: stealth military aircraft can turn their Ident off, but no way this would be the case on/over home soil

Maybe the transponder had the same issue as the PIEPS beacons and turned itself off? I wonder if you can warranty an F35 from Lockheed Martin?

[Toadman]

This jet was not part of a gender reveal party?