I need a new mistress

[liv2ski]

Alcoholic is just another way to say crazy. So ok for a quicky, but you're not introducing to mom

[fastfred]

Alcoholic is just another way to say crazy. So ok for a quicky, but you're not introducing to mom

I usually fall in love and get married

[lowsparkco]

Why not take advantage of this opportunity and go full bisacodyl enema? Clear out that chute and then go balls deep in a very tidy poopenhausen ?!

Two weeks of compacted feces vs. one enema does not sound like something that equals tidy poopenhausen, but I admit, I’m no expert.

[Skistack]

100# red head. Raging alcoholic. Ate 3 leaves of lettuce and 10-14 ipas. Great times

10-14 IPA’s surprisingly did not make the list.




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[ötzi]

That was on the next list,"10-14 Drinks to make you poop immediately".

[baron]

Shitty situation, this fun thread getting shit on...

buttsince you guys opened up the hershey highway
>I recommend the Jackhammer from the movie "Top Secret"

[lowsparkco]

A friend was showing me his Tinder feed and he put 18 to 25 years old in every single one is interested in casual sex. Then he put 35 to 45 in and every single one said swipe left if you want something casual. What happens?

[hutash]

Ticking bio clock

[mcski]

Chris Rock says the older ones need their cars and roofs fixed

[Supermoon]

Older women are smart enough to know what they want, and that some random on tinder is unlikely to give it to them.

[mcski]

Ya, they want their roofs fixed. Fuck that lol

[lowsparkco]

Ya, they want their roofs fixed. Fuck that lol

Chris Rock Netflix?

When he did that bit I was thinking about this thread.

Does the 45 year old eschew casual sex simply because “a more meaningful connection” really means I need a 10 thousand dollar roof repair not a 300 dollar pair of shoes and no fool is going to give me that until he’s more deeply involved than casual sex?

[fastfred]

are you guys all married and haven't had casual sex in twenty years?

[lowsparkco]

are you guys all married and haven't had casual sex in twenty years?

I've been remarried about 3 years. I was single for a year before I met my 2nd wife.

I was living in a different place seemingly different culture, but before I was married the first time I was single in my late-twenties, several years of it in your neighborhood, Fred.

The first time around a lot of the women were seemingly simply horny. They liked a 'friends with benefits' thing where they got some with a guy they enjoyed, low risk, fun. They didn't want anything much. Some attention, maybe a few drinks, dinner.

The second time around, 2019 was most of it, it was a lot different. Varied from transactional with sugar daddy stuff like we've talked about in other threads, to job interviews (mostly the single moms), very few were just DTF and could have fun without it getting weird. I don't know if it's just the way of the world these days, Oregon being a weird place in general, or just my isolated experience. I certainly have different things to offer than when I was 25 years old.

[riser4]

are you guys all married and haven't had casual sex in twenty years?

I resemble that remark.

[Core Shot]

are you guys all married and haven't had casual sex in twenty years?

Married sex is casual sex

I want rip your clothes off hot passionate sex.

Haven’t had that in twenty years. I’m tired of riding the same horse.

[fastfred]

. I certainly have different things to offer than when I was 25 years old.

bummer to hear that I haven't evolved much since 25
25 was a great age to be alive figured I'd put myself in park at that age and guess what it's worked out pretty darn good
except all these women put "not looking for a man child" in their profile but what that really means is they want that they want someone to act young and stupid and be silly with but women just don't know what they want

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