08-01-2005, 12:44 PM #1
My laptop is fucked. how do I fix it?
Not my work laptop. I have an older 2003ish Dell Latitude laptop that is used for porn storage, music downloads, porn storage, and porn storage. It got killed by some virus tht I got from kazaalite. Basically I downloaded every antivirus software and wrecked a whole bunch of shit.
Now I have 2 years worth of quality porn and music that I'd hate to lose. When I power up I get to my normal desktop background, but nothing else- no start bar, no program icons. Absolutely nothing.
1) What the fuck is wrong with it and how do I fix it without losing my treasured porn stash?
2) Can I attach a usb link-to-link file transferrer thignamajig between my current laptop and the old laptop to pull out the files? Or will I risk infecting my current work laptop with whatever virus killed the machine?
08-01-2005, 12:54 PM #2
I'll leave the details to the experts, but you probably have to start up in safe mode and run some antivirus program from there. I've only dealt with viruses once and I think that's what I did then.You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
08-01-2005, 01:35 PM #3
Use it to hold the door open when you bring home a real computer, like a mac.ROBOTS ARE EATING MY FACE.
08-01-2005, 01:44 PM #4
1) buy external USB2 drive casing for laptop 2.5" drive ($10-30 on amazon)
2) remove hard drive from laptop, install in external case
3) plug your new external hard drive into desktop and copy off morally questionable files
Note: This option, of course, fixes nothing, but it will almost certainly work as a last-resort porn saver.
Last edited by backpack; 08-01-2005 at 02:03 PM.
08-01-2005, 01:46 PM #5
hit CTRL-ALT-DELETE, choose Task List, choose new task, type in explorer, and hit enter. This may, and I stress may work. Sometimes the start up files get hosed by AV products.Courage + believe = life. Life is not about how many breaths you take. It's what you do with those breaths
08-01-2005, 02:49 PM #6
"In other news, a Southern California Man--one Mr. Punani--has started a charitable foundation called "Save the Porn" in an effort to curb the effects of sudden and malicious computer failures have on unsuspecting, innocent pornographic materials. Still in it's infancy, the organization has recieved widespread support from the private and public sectors."ROBOTS ARE EATING MY FACE.
08-01-2005, 04:45 PM #7
08-01-2005, 06:44 PM #8
Well since you can't see your icons,etc. my guess would be that your explorer.exe was owned by one of your many viruses. You could try alot of different things to get your computer to "work", but many are frustrating and time consuming.
There are some simple ones you could try: booting up in safe mode and seeing if you can see your icons, try and burn all your porn that you assume isn't infected with shit to some cds or if you have an external hd transfer it to there, then format your laptop hd and transfer your porn back on. If it is your explorer.exe you could find your operating system disk, locate the explorer.exe on the disk and copy it to your root folder (just put it on the c drive, so the loction would be C:\EXPLORER.EXE),then delete the one in your C:\Windows folder, this works because windows boots off the first example of EXPLORER.EXE that it finds. If none of this works you could sell your brand new 2003 dell laptop on craig list or ebay.
good luck saving your stash
08-02-2005, 12:19 PM #9Originally Posted by backpack
Wait, so this means the porn laptop that's been in my closet for 4 years can be revived? If only it weren't 2 states away I'd be on that shit tonight.
Anything else I'd need to do? or is it that plug and play simple
08-02-2005, 03:09 PM #10
Get a usb enclosure for your laptop hdd, copy the files to a compter you dont mind possibly infecting.
Reinstall the drive in your laptop.
Find the windows install disks that came with your computer and follow the instructions (make sure you format the drive and dont just overwrite)"Verily, my folly has grown tall in the mountains." - Fredrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
08-02-2005, 05:43 PM #11
Well what do you expect to get with all those naked ladies? I'm afraid my prognosis is that you have gotten yourself a VD. Next time use a rubber.
My money is on 'the clap'
08-04-2005, 09:04 PM #12
1. Software firewall:
2. Antivirus (all three are free, pick one):
3. Real Time Prevention:
FireFox Browser: http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/
Google Toolbar http://toolbar.google.com/
4. Cleanup, Detection, and Removal:
AdAware Personal (SE): http://www.lavasoftusa.com/support/download/
Spybot S&D: http://www.safer-networking.org/en/download/index.html
Windows Defender (formerly Microsoft AntiSpyware): http://www.microsoft.com/athome/secu...e/default.mspx
Last edited by Nobody Famous; 06-03-2006 at 02:38 PM. Reason: super condensed version
08-04-2005, 09:38 PM #13Originally Posted by nealric
Originally Posted by XtrPickels
08-04-2005, 11:21 PM #14
if you're on xp you should be able to start in safe mode and then use system restore to go back a few days prior to the system getting hosed.
08-05-2005, 06:54 AM #15
If all other suggestions fail:
Download Knoppix (http://www.knopper.net/knoppix/index-en.html). Burn image on a cd and boot your computer from this CD.
Use built in cd burner software to burn your files or drag them to a computer in your network (if available).
08-05-2005, 08:29 AM #16Originally Posted by No User Logged On
CLEAN before you put shit on it.
08-05-2005, 09:21 AM #17Originally Posted by likwid