Things That Amuse You

[whipski]

Guy who’s hoping for another global pandemic for the low gas prices it brings with it…

Brilliant

[Vt-Freeheel]

Fred has to explain this

[Timberridge]

And how does she know Tyreek Hill? I've read Tyreek and his wife are having some issues and I wonder if this girl is part of the issue.

[m2711c]

beats benny’s patented pocketing methodology hands down…






fact.

[Timberridge]

I agree. Keeping cold cuts in one's warm pocket for a whole morning of skiing could invite pathogens.

[skaredshtles]

Guy who’s hoping for another global pandemic for the low gas prices it brings with it…

"Your deaths for cheap gas is a price I'm willing to pay."

[riser4]

It amuses me that kooks are still trying to get Fluoride banned. https://www.wcax.com/2024/03/06/rutl...oridation-ban/
What's not amusing is the number of people that supported the measure.

Makes me think they be like:

Base Commander Jack D. Ripper:
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I - I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

[evdog]

Who wouldn't want an email from shart@

https://www.unilad.com/news/tiktok/v...66715-20240302

[old goat]

Guy loses a ski loading a fixed grip. Decides to jump off. Liftie keeps the chair running full speed as the guy tries to gather his ski, getting hit but one of the returning chairs and then by a loaded one. Liftie --the only one there--goes to get the ski, leaving the stop button unattended. Gaper finally makes it to safety uninjured and then cuts the line near the front. (First day of Granite Chief after our 8 ft storm.)

[Meadow Skipper]

Guy loses a ski loading a fixed grip. Decides to jump off. Liftie keeps the chair running full speed as the guy tries to gather his ski, getting hit but one of the returning chairs and then by a loaded one. Liftie --the only one there--goes to get the ski, leaving the stop button unattended. Gaper finally makes it to safety uninjured and then cuts the line near the front. (First day of Granite Chief after our 8 ft storm.)

A nexus of dumb-assedness.

[TBS]

It takes a village

Many years ago I boarded a quad chair as single. M/F couple to my right and single at far end.
As the chair was coming around, the lady skied into the pit. No idea what prompted it and she didn't appear to be flailing.
Guy next to her didn’t seem to notice and whacked her in the back of the head with his swinging ski as we sailed overhead
She went down like a sack of hammers
He Looked back, then jumped off the chair - about 10’ to flat snowcat chunder. It was not a graceful landing.

[ötzi]

Quick thinking, though.

[Lvovsky]

[TBS]

Quick thinking, though.

Quick thinking would have been to notice she decided not to board with us, and not swinging his skis…

[riser4]

Had something like that around here a bunch of years ago after a windstorm. Was without power for a day.

[ötzi]

Quick thinking would have been to notice she decided not to board with us, and not swinging his skis…

I didn't say it was good thinking.

[MakersTeleMark]

She definitely wears the pants in that family. He would have been fucked if he just rode on up.

[TBS]

Little doubt in my mind he was fucked from the moment he cold-cocked her.

[plugboots]

Custom R̶o̶o̶f̶ t̶o̶p̶ c̶a̶m̶p̶e̶r̶ dead hooker storage on a Prius.

I think.

[skaredshtles]

Custom R̶o̶o̶f̶ t̶o̶p̶ c̶a̶m̶p̶e̶r̶ dead hooker storage on a Prius.

I think.

Looks like Lego-hair to me.

[dunfree]

What a well executed shitty idea

[PB]

Could be a boat .......?

[JimmyCarter]

Time trial helmet?

[pfluffenmeister]

Looks like Lego-hair to me.

Yeah, I was thinking blue pompadour.

Cross post to things that annoy me thread.
The fucking cunt bitch autocorrect is sure it knows what I want to type: pompadour /= pimped out.

[MakersTeleMark]

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