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  1. #1
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    My son LOVES ski porn!

    Ahh, a man after my own heart.

    Friends of mine affectionately call my son "Rufus." Why? Because "Rufus" is a cool name, that's why.








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    "Rufus" is a damn cute kid! And he looks just about old enough to be on skis sometime in the next year...Way to start him out right at a young age!
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Rufus the Ripper.
    yepper

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    get that food away from my computer rufus!!!! how many times did i tell you?!?!?!
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    get after it Rufus !!

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    Yeah Baby!
    The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches.
    ~ e.e. cummings

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    Classic...

    Nice looking kid, way to breed.

    Have you read 1 2 3 Magic? I just started it, it's great instructions on how to deal with the little ones. Mines 5 and I need a manual.

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    Thumbs up

    That is a great looking kid.

    Might I suggest some of the old(er) classics like Blizzard of Aahhs or 1999. My 4-year old son loves them, and the music is usually a little bit more kid friendly than in the new movies. It's sweet when your kid can pick out lines at Squaw like the fingers, eagle's nest and sacrifice just from watching a lot of ski movies.
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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    Conversation over AIM with my mother:

    me: Joey likes ski porn
    mom: that's not what it sounds like, is it?
    me: http://turzman.com/joey/2005-06-23/
    mom: cute, is he goula nude?
    me: no
    me: diaper
    mom: How is it porn?
    me: ski porn
    mom: splane ski porn, or forget it
    me: forget it

    I figured if I have to "splane" it, I shouldn't bother..

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    Cmon, splain it to momma.

    Well, this ski dude walks in, and this ski bunny says "I like your pole"
    He says "your bump technique is sooo hot"
    she replies: "would you like me to wax your stick?"
    Cue Music: "Bum chicka bum bum bum, chicka chicka, bum bum . . ."

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    Damn cute kid. Way to start him young. He will appreciate it when he gets older.

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    That's only because he hasn't seen real porn.

    Cute kid, though. How much you want for him?
    In the long run, we're all dead.- John Maynard Keynes

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    It's very scary to think that someone who, in any capacity, refers to themselves as "pube-in-my-taco" has procreated. Or even that a woman would let him touch her.
    Fighting foot fungus one public bath house at a time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ubersheist
    It's very scary to think that someone who, in any capacity, refers to themselves as "pube-in-my-taco" has procreated. Or even that a woman would let him touch her.
    By your own logic.... you're screwed (or not).

    Cute kid, I'm guessing he's already hucking off of things....
    "if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
    -- Melvin G. Marcus 1979

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    Nice looking kid, way to breed.


    hahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ubersheist
    It's very scary to think that someone who, in any capacity, refers to themselves as "pube-in-my-taco" has procreated. Or even that a woman would let him touch her.
    It's OK that you find it "very scary" - not all of us can have a sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater
    By your own logic.... you're screwed (or not).
    Nah... I don't have any kids... and I haven't.. uh nevermind...

    Pube - it's called SARCASM... It's a form of humor that's apparently lost on you - your name is funny.

    BTW, how can something be a "pube" in thier own taco? If it was someone else's taco, maybe... Oh yeah... and cute kid, dude!
    Fighting foot fungus one public bath house at a time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ubersheist
    Pube - it's called SARCASM... It's a form of humor that's apparently lost on you - your name is funny.

    BTW, how can something be a "pube" in thier own taco? If it was someone else's taco, maybe... Oh yeah... and cute kid, dude!
    Right back at ya about the sarcasm thing. I thought my comeback was funny. Maybe not. I laughed. Ok, I chuckled. Sorry.

    Regarding your other note, you think too much. (:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ubersheist
    BTW, how can something be a "pube" in thier own taco? If it was someone else's taco, maybe...
    You, dear sir, have never had the pleasure of looking down at your once mouthwatering meal to find a "short and curly" pubic hair.
    One of lifes great displeasures.

    OTOH, when eating fish tacos, I find they are often littered with pubes

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    I just watched the trailer for Tangerine Dream (bored), and Rufus (now age 22 months) pointed at the screen and said, "Ski Porn!!"

    Dad is so proud..

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve
    said, "Porn!!"
    Now you need to teach him the words that go along with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by interloper
    Rufus the Ripper.
    Dude, your back as Interloper!!!! Cool!!! How's the vortex been?

    oops .. should of looked at the date of the post ...... never mind.
    The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches.
    ~ e.e. cummings

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