Thread: Alta maggots - give Trackhead the beatdown

In case you missed this in my most recent Suicide thread (I missed it the first go around) I'm reposting it here for you to check it out.

For you Alta maggots, this is your chance to give Trackhead (imortal backcountry lungs) a good beatdown by taking him on multiple high T laps in a row, thus bringing him back to a mortal state.

Originally Posted by Trackhead

Alta folks:

I will be working in the Alta Clinic next year, likely full time. That job will entail skiing dawn patrol before work, then making a few (cough) lift served runs, then taking care of your sorry asses when you hopefully don't get hurt. Stop in and say Hola next year.

That job is really gonna suck

Way to go TH. Don't expect any of us to hold a space for you in line, however, mr backcountry elitist

Originally Posted by powstash

For you Alta maggots, this is your chance to give Trackhead (imortal backcountry lungs) a good beatdown by taking him on multiple high T laps in a row, thus bringing him back to a mortal state.

So, is Mr.T nearing the "Lung With Legs" state here?

Good to know, when this cougher travels next time to that side of pond,i dont line up for that short queue.

We'll just see him ever other chair as we double lap him.



I can't wait to let him go first down West Russ then scream by at moch looney. Followed by Z, phUnk and X all doing the same. Should be fun!

"STOP TURNING!!!"

(just practicing my Trackhead-ragecall)

and don't forget the usual...

Screw that noise...Oh my god dooooood...you better watch out, cause the pain trains comin' through

(in that Xover voice)

The Alta Clinic, eh?

That was right below my old room this season -- saw lots of pain & some gore. You'll love shoveling the walkway after dumpage, dude.

Dantheman just skied the super GNAR GNAR...it was soooooooo sick doooood!!!!

...love ya Xover, i really do.

[Xover cackle]What the freek! Freekin A! Freekin slopers![Xover cackle]

Something tells me Trackhead could care less about skiing with the “cool” people at Alta.

I look forward to more of the same (bc slaying) from him next year.

I ain't hasslin a guy who has a horde of drugs slopeside.

Right back at you cool guy.

Originally Posted by bcrider

Right back at you cool guy.

bwa, now that's ^ lol funny

Originally Posted by Xover

bwa, now that's ^ lol funny

It was in response to powderwhore’s post he deleted. (btw deleting posts = so hot right now)

[QUOTE=altachic]Dantheman just skied the super GNAR GNAR...it was soooooooo sick doooood!!!!
QUOTE]
How you know you aren't in the Northern Wasatch anymore. Stoy's gunna have it all to himself (since 2P works too much anymore).

How you know you aren't in the Northern Wasatch anymore. Stoy's gunna have it all to himself (since 2P works too much anymore).

Funny you mention that, Toby (Avy forecaster at our barbecue that day) emailed me and said he was glad I left Northern Utah. Because when he came to our location he was shocked to me, you, GT40, Stoy and Co. cooking brats and tracking stuff out. Now Stoy and Toby have it all to themselves. But we'll plunder it again, you can count on that.

Originally Posted by powderwhore

We'll just see him ever other chair as we double lap him.



I can't wait to let him go first down West Russ then scream by at moch looney. Followed by Z, phUnk and X all doing the same. Should be fun!

You'll just be looking at my tracks down West Russ as you ride the lift to hit it. Cause I'll track it out just for you, before the lifts open. I'll make a point of hitting Alta EVERY day before Alta opens on a pow day. And you'll see my 1,000 turns down West Russ.

There is no doubt the Alta crew will smoke my ass. We all know that. Plus, I'll be skiing Dynafit's, 165cm light weight skinny skis, and two buckle F-1's.

I am just offering plenty of morphine and other goodies to the unfortunate soul that might walk, stumble, or get carried into the clinic.

Congrats on the job Trackhead, that's gotta be a score to land that plum.

BobMc

Powstash, Xover, and the rest of the Alta crew:

On second thought, I might just work and not ever ride a lift. Not because I'm elitist, but because I want to improve my VO2 max a bit more next year so I can get more stuff done that haunts me.

There is going to be a change in my plans next year, and riding lifts doesn't fit into that schedule.

^ it ain't all about the up

Originally Posted by Xover

^ it ain't all about the up

Next year, as sweat pours off your face and your vision goes black from exhaustion hauling those Freerides-Volkls-Garmonts, you will have a revelation from Ullr and all the other mountain entities. You will see the blackness fade to white, and your vision will clear. I'm sure of it.

I'll be serious now...Congrats on the job TH. Will be good to see you out there getting sum, even if it is before first chair. You'll have to come by Goldminers and hang with us now.

Best of luck to ya.

Originally Posted by Trackhead

Next year, as sweat pours off your face and your vision goes black from exhaustion hauling those Freerides-Volkls-Garmonts, you will have a revelation from Ullr and all the other mountain entities. You will see the blackness fade to white, and your vision will clear. I'm sure of it.

I love ya like a brother, but I much rather scare myself to death than hike myself to death.

Originally Posted by Trackhead

On second thought, I might just work and not ever ride a lift. Not because I'm elitist, but because I want to improve my VO2 max a bit more next year so I can get more stuff done that haunts me.
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I'm working on minimizing mine.

I'm sure I'll see you there when I have eventually to drop Vinnie off at the clinic. (It's usually right after he says, 'Hey guys, watch this!")