Hillclimb Weekend in Jackson

[Parvo]

I live in the epicenter of hillclimb shenanigans and saw plenty of overserved sledneckers, including one woman who lost her balance and fell over trying to light a cigarette. Looking at the arrest report, it appears hillclimbers are also teabaggers...


http://buckrail.com/recent-arrests-in-teton-county-2/
March 25, 1:47 am – Disturbance
Officers responded to a report of people fighting at local motel. When officers arrived individuals had arguments separated by security. All six of the individuals contacted by police in the hotel room were highly intoxicated, which made it very difficult for officers to determine what had happened. Many of the statements were contradictory and there was no physical evidence to substantiate any of the statements. The fight reportedly occurred when one male awoke to find another male’s testicles on his head. Since there were no reported injuries and none of the participants were willing to seek charges, the disturbance was cleared with one of the parties relocating to a different hotel.

[babybear]

that is gold
thanks for sharing- hadn't seen that yet

my office is across the street from snow king- my coworker found a guy snoozing on our back deck this morning when she came in at like 7am.

[BmillsSkier]

The police have any leads on that salad?

Or the Creedence?

[babybear]

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the salad

Or the creedence

[digitaldeath]

The funny thing about the hillclimb folks is their entire world is the hillclimb.

"You in town for the hillclimb"

Fuk no

I'm from MN and never been on a snow machine. I need dat money, I'm underprivileged

[Parvo]

I get the impression a lot are scoops from UT and ID... who finally get to try alcohol to excess while they're out of town and away from the prying gaze of Bishop Nephi and the All-Seeing Elohim (who's heavenly gaze apparently cannot reach Jackson).

If the men weren't wearing head-to-toe Klim gear, they usually had ultra-embroidered denim pants on - the overly-embellished type with fleur de lis or lots of excess stitching.

Fortunately, they cannot afford to stay at my hotel since they spend all their cheddar on sleds and court-ordered anger management classes.

[Tye 1on]

'God can't see over the Tetons'...

[babybear]

'God can't see over the Tetons'...

That is hilarious

[BmillsSkier]

Ultra-embroidered jeans. It's like a giant warning sign to avoid the shit out of the guy wearing them.

Unless that is you want to talk about the full musical catalogue of Creed, how sweet the bone-stock Dodge Charger is, and who makes the best jalepeno chicken stuffed chatchki-poppers.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

I wonder how many dorks on this forum are turning red right now thinking about their embroidered jeans in the closet. I always wondered why those guys were wearing girls jeans.

[GoldMember]

Hey Parvo - [thread drift...], have you checked out Potato's FB page? Seems he pinballed through the North Face Glades and got himself beat up pretty good. Eight broken ribs, no internal organ, head, neck, or back injuries. Five of the ribs were described as "pulverized". Might want to send him some good wishes.

[guroo270]

Dirt hill climb is a great time, too.

https://youtu.be/I7Pbf8DxFS8

[Parvo]

Hey Parvo - [thread drift...], have you checked out Potato's FB page? Seems he pinballed through the North Face Glades and got himself beat up pretty good. Eight broken ribs, no internal organ, head, neck, or back injuries. Five of the ribs were described as "pulverized". Might want to send him some good wishes.

Heard about it this morning... he's in rough shape. Sent some ++++vibes++++ and planning to head up there soon in the off season to meet his kids and "take care" of Mrs. Potato while he recovers.

[MTT]

this thread sent me on a 1 hour youtube fix about little ATV's

I am kinda impressed.

I get it now