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  1. 03-26-2017, 08:51 PM #1
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    Venezuela: failed state, crisis, etc., .... but Rum.

    So my girlfriend is working with a bunch of Venezuelans and it turns out that strict currency controls and black markets makes buying local goods pretty cheap in USD.

    Behold the bounty they have brought us.



    Everything there plus an extra 2 bottles of the santa Teresa and another ultra añejo for $150 and I'm sure that included a margin for the couriers.

    Thanks maduro!

    Hard to justify buying rum from anywhere else at this point.
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  2. 03-27-2017, 07:12 AM #2
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    Looks like a nice collection. I wanted to get into drinking rum a few years back. Couldn't do it no matter how bad I wanted to be a pirate.
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  3. 03-27-2017, 07:51 AM #3
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    FKNA yeah
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  4. 03-27-2017, 08:51 AM #4
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  5. 03-27-2017, 12:11 PM #5
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    Yeeearrrrgh!

    Ye plundered a failed economy right proper, matey.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  6. 03-27-2017, 09:39 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Yeeearrrrgh!

    Ye plundered a failed economy right proper, matey.
    ha! that made me laugh.
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  7. 03-27-2017, 10:54 PM #7
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    a subverted, failed economy
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  8. 03-27-2017, 11:21 PM #8
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    So, uh... What's your girlfriend's phone number?
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  9. 03-28-2017, 12:37 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    a subverted, failed economy
    good stuff....i think a new thread in asshattery is in order...you make it hahaha
    Terje was right.

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  10. 03-28-2017, 03:24 AM #10
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    Someone told me you can get a blow job there for a slice of bread and a Pepsi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Someone told me you can get a blow job there for a slice of bread and a Pepsi.
    .... from a dude with no teeth.
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  12. 03-28-2017, 05:46 PM #12
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  13. 03-28-2017, 06:48 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Someone told me you can get a blow job there for a slice of bread and a Pepsi.
    Who the fuck has just one slice of bread!?!???
    I still call it The Jake.
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  14. 03-28-2017, 07:13 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Someone told me you can get a blow job there for a slice of bread and a Pepsi.
    It's an arepa and a Pepsi.
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.
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  15. 03-28-2017, 08:37 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Who the fuck has just one slice of bread!?!???
    I dunno, but while DD is living like a prince on boiled rib eye and 6 egg omelets, shit is getting real crazy down on the streets of Caracas with bread.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...stead-of-bread
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  16. 06-28-2017, 07:39 AM #16
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    A failed faux coup

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  17. 06-28-2017, 07:48 AM #17
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    Butt rum.
    I see hydraulic turtles.
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  18. 06-28-2017, 07:08 PM #18
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    That much rum would making flying a helicopter a bit harder than normal.
    No longer stuck.

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