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  1. #1
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    Liftie McLiftface and Turnie McTurnface: Eldora and ABasin reaching out for names

    Al is looking for some name submission for the Beavers area:

    http://arapahoebasin.blogspot.com/20...ail-names.html

    In other naming news: you can win a season pass at Eldora for submitting the winner for the name of the new lift that's replacing Cannonball and Challenge. Liftie McLiftface was like the third comment. email submissions to liftname@eldora.com.

    "Jamie Farr's Cannonball Challenge" - that's all I got.
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    are the seats padded?
    bF

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    trail names for "the beavers"

    Landing Strip
    Brazilian (prolly a groomer?)
    Woody's Run
    Hairy Beast
    Wynona
    Justin
    The Cleavers: June, Ward, Wally

    Last edited by acinpdx; 03-20-2017 at 03:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    Justin
    I understood that reference



    I hope they put a snack bar at the bottom of their new chair. They can call it the "Beaver Lodge"
    "Pay your nickel and take your chances"
    "they don't groom Alpental, they just move shit around."

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    slippery slope
    discharge
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    "the slot"

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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    "the slot"
    At the Stevens there is a "Nasty Gash" and "C-Slit"

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    The Student should face The Professor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pipedream View Post
    I understood that reference



    I hope they put a snack bar at the bottom of their new chair. They can call it the "Beaver Lodge"
    Or the Beaver Chew.

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    When in doubt consult the Urban Dictionary:

    Beaver Pelt

    EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women.

    Hey how is the snow over by Beaver Pelt?
    Any line at Beaver Pelt?
    When is Beaver Pelt gonna open this season?

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    Merkin?

    Taco stand?
    I rip the groomed on tele gear

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    Roast Beef
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    i like this one....
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    No love for "Woody's Run"? I thought that was pretty good...

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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    No love for "Woody's Run"? I thought that was pretty good...
    hard crowd
    bF

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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    No love for "Woody's Run"? I thought that was pretty good...
    I like Woody's Plunge better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    At the Stevens there is a "Nasty Gash" and "C-Slit"
    You forgot about "Quivering Thighs" - although none of those names are official and you'd definitely never find them on a map

    Treasure Trail would be a good one...
    "Pay your nickel and take your chances"
    "they don't groom Alpental, they just move shit around."

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    DRCS used to be listed on the Bridger map...bet it's not there anymore.
    I rip the groomed on tele gear

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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    No love for "Woody's Run"? I thought that was pretty good...
    I had a wity response written but never posted it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by detrusor View Post
    DRCS used to be listed on the Bridger map...bet it's not there anymore.
    Sixth Grade and the Jobs aren't exactly clean, either.

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    Really? They're gone too? Pathetic
    I rip the groomed on tele gear

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    Quote Originally Posted by detrusor View Post
    Really? They're gone too? Pathetic
    Oh no, they're not going anywhere! But I'm not sure they were ever on the trail map.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmmergauerTele View Post
    When in doubt consult the Urban Dictionary:

    Beaver Pelt

    EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women.

    Hey how is the snow over by Beaver Pelt?
    Any line at Beaver Pelt?
    When is Beaver Pelt gonna open this season?
    Gotta be a non-starter as Beaver Pelt would be closed for grooming for a full season.

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