Ave. Skier Death Really TGR Bro Hitting Tree on Blue Run...

[Timberridge]

Plus the Skyeship is knee friendly.

[Benny Profane]

[jonesy]

Bunny works?

[digitaldeath]

where's my money bunny?

[Benny Profane]

where's my money bunny?

In a Reno whorehouse, dawg.

[fiddler]

"Be cool Honey Bunny!"

[Timberridge]

where's my money bunny?

Grammatically, without the comma it is confusing. The reader might think you are referencing this...

[Harry]

He's an Italian local this year.

Try and keep up.

There was nothing available to rent in all of Tuscany.

[DasBlunt]

Another good place for the bro demographic to get hurt.

I assure you those two were of age officer. No woman underage can have cans that big!

[Tryingtostaywarm]

How fucking hard is it as a GOOD, technical skier to realize when you are out of control? Everybody knows that feeling, you are carving it up, and boom you are out of your comfort zone. Then fucking, brake check it up to slow down or just stop. I understand if you are bombing in unfamiliar terrain, and hit some roller than you didn't know was there(like I did in Jackson then promptly double ejected). I get it, everybody wants to look fucking rad going fast getting those laps in. But, if you are around others, just chill the fuck out.

[Timberridge]

^^ It's like shooting heroin. Sure, you never intended to push the needle all the way down. Always said when you heard about that guy in the next bed down at the shelter that it wouldn't be you. You could control it, he couldn't. Last thing you remember you were sitting in a parked car...you just went in there to get warm and get a bit high. Now you're semi-conscious strapped down in the back of an ambulance getting a shot of Narcan. You're now the guy who forgot to brake check.

[goldengatestinx]

Experienced/highly skilled skier should reconizes an upcoming situation prior to the event. Like arching at +40mph in a conjeststed area. Avalanches are another thing. Even with every precaution taken. Decision making is what may keep you alive and prevent others from injury. Ski hard be safe.

Arching...like a gymnast? There's the problem.

[jonesy]

Thanks for that. Auto correct proof reading.

[Danno]

Better re-read your physics textbook.

Dammit, I'm not a scientist, Jim!

Momentum, sorry.

[GeezerSteve]

Dammit, I'm not a scientist, Jim!

Momentum, sorry.

I figured you meant to say F = ma. It's the sudden deacelleration that kills ya.

[PNWbrit]

(like I did in Jackson then promptly double ejected)..

This is TGR.

Jackson Hole is about the only place any of us are likely to crash.

[Timberridge]

This is TGR.

Jackson Hole is about the only place any of us are likely to crash.

Save the crazy stuff for after lunch, or you might smoosh the cold cuts stashed in your jacket.

[skifishbum]

Kmart with 5 inches today. Not bad. I mean, it ain't Utah, but, it ain't working, either.

in case you were wondering we scored more snow in 10 days than the marts entire season
but i'm sure that 2 foot base is a solid knee deep 16-24
and is worth every pennies youre spendin

[TahoeJ]

I get it, everybody wants to look fucking rad going fast getting those laps in.

No one looks rad on a groomer.

[GoldMember]

Save the crazy stuff for after lunch, or you might smoosh the cold cuts stashed in your jacket.

Always ski fast in the morning. That bag of cold cuts could be just the extra barrier that saves a life when you hit a tree. What if it's not there?

[PNWbrit]

Always ski fast in the morning. That bag of cold cuts could be just the extra barrier that saves a life when you hit a tree. What if it's not there?

If you're looking for that kind of protection wouldn't pockets full of croissants (or similar breakfast pastries) provide better protection than cold cuts?

[ill-advised strategy]

This is TGR.

Jackson Hole is about the only place any of us are likely to crash.

meh...no falls no balls

[CountryFunk]

Always ski fast in the morning. That bag of cold cuts could be just the extra barrier that saves a life when you hit a tree. What if it's not there?

[GoldMember]

If you're looking for that kind of protection wouldn't pockets full of croissants (or similar breakfast pastries) provide better protection than cold cuts?

pfft.... That's for the French. Real men ski with beef!

[Timberridge]

If you're looking for that kind of protection wouldn't pockets full of croissants (or similar breakfast pastries) provide better protection than cold cuts?

There's only one way to settle this. Someone ring ANSI. We need them to test a variety of items from the Alpenrose buffet.