WWMD Chick that's done porn, yes or no [NSFW]

[irul&ublo]

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Shouldn't you be lunching at the YWCA?


NTTAWWT

[Beaver]

It's long after lunch, he should have checked in by now. Time to send out a team on spelunkers to rescue him from the cavern?

[DJSapp]

Likely tied up on the rack in her dungeon and he forgot the safeword.

Poor bastard, bit off more than he could chew.

[SB]

he waiting for his crip @ Rite Aid

[Soups]

Or it's all an elaborate ruse...my bet. Hope I'm proven wrong though.

[mtngirl79]

I hope you all don't really think those boobs are mine.

[~mikey b]

Prove it!

[mtngirl79]

Nope.

[~mikey b]

[irul&ublo]

I hope you all don't really think those boobs are mine.

Stfu did when he was in the shower this morning

[skiballs]

So here I sit, quarter of four in the morning. If fact the porn chick was not the one in the pic. Reality is she's better looking and wicked cool. Smart enough to get attention, then use it to gauge the measure of a man. The long and the short of it is, she's coming over for dinner this evening. We're gonna smoke weed, drink, play music and have the human touch.

So then I meet the cutest sweetest woman I've ever meet. Danced, drank, and closed the bar down. She's comming over Sunday.

No pervs, there was no carnal knowledge. Why you ask? Because I've learned that first date sex fucks, what otherwise could be good, up. This was discussed at both enocounters, and agreed that anticipation is fun.

Just a few months into this kids, I believe there will be tindered many fish from cupid's seaes.

[Skidog]

Well that was about as fun as a lead balloon.

[klar]

So here I sit, quarter of four in the morning. If fact the porn chick was not the one in the pic. Reality is she's better looking and wicked cool. Smart enough to get attention, then use it to gauge the measure of a man. The long and the short of it is, she's coming over for dinner this evening. We're gonna smoke weed, drink, play music and have the human touch.

So then I meet the cutest sweetest woman I've ever meet. Danced, drank, and closed the bar down. She's comming over Sunday.

No pervs, there was no carnal knowledge. Why you ask? Because I've learned that first date sex fucks, what otherwise could be good, up. This was discussed at both enocounters, and agreed that anticipation is fun.

Just a few months into this kids, I believe there will be tindered many fish from cupid's seaes.

I thought you were meeting the first lady for dinner? and then you met the other one between dinner and 4am? Can we get a picture or at least a more entertaining description of the ladies? How does one use attention to gauge the measure of a man? This seems like a potentially useful skill.

[skiballs]

I thought you were meeting the first lady for dinner? and then you met the other one between dinner and 4am? Can we get a picture or at least a more entertaining description of the ladies? How does one use attention to gauge the measure of a man? This seems like a potentially useful skill.

@klar, to see if a guy is an insecure needy mama's boy.

[Bromontana]

Because I've learned that first date sex fucks, what otherwise could be good, up. This was discussed at both enocounters, and agreed that anticipation is fun.

Are you trying to say my short term (<24hr) relationships lacked meaning???

[klar]

@klar, to see if a guy is an insecure needy mama's boy.

I understand why but not how. Say I obtain someone's attention. Now what?

[skiballs]

I understand why but not how. Say I obtain someone's attention. Now what?

I can't tell you how to do it. Fit, sporty and musically inclined does it for me.
A dash of titilation is always a nice touch. Now what? Come on, how long into a first date does it take to tell if there's physical attraction? A minute maybe two.

[Meadow Skipper]

I understand why but not how. Say I obtain someone's attention. Now what?

I'd say, for you, keep your shoes on as long as the lights are on.

[klar]

mh, you guys don't understand what I am asking. He said she is: "Smart enough to get attention, then use it to gauge the measure of a man"

I am wondering: how specifically did she "gauge skiball's measure" and figure out whether he is an "insecure needy mama's boy", once she had his attention? How could he tell that's what she was doing?

I do know how to get people's attention if I want to, though your concern is touching.

[skiballs]

To be fair, I was kinda drunk when I wrote that. But I won't edit.
And you're welcome, I'm here for you kiddo.

[TomCrac]

Come on, how long into a first date does it take to tell if there's physical attraction? A minute maybe two.

Copulatory gaze says about 2 seconds.

[Bromontana]

I am wondering: how specifically did she "gauge skiball's measure" and figure out whether he is an "insecure needy mama's boy", once she had his attention? How could he tell that's what she was doing?

Listen to what he says. If he waits 30 seconds then launches into tales of how awesome he is, you have an insecure boy. If he's a deer caught in headlines same thing. If he acts like a normal human and doesn't freak out about the porn thing, then you have a good apple. Or a sociopath, but you filter for that later.

[iceman]

I understand why but not how. Say I obtain someone's attention. Now what?

Hit him with a lead balloon?

[klar]

Hit him with a lead balloon?

I was thinking a maul.

So glad to have TGR as a source of relationship advice that is unfailingly nuanced and singularly aware of the complex psychological dynamics of diverse romantic entanglements

[t-the-east]

To be fair, I was kinda drunk when I wrote that.

Wait, some people post on here sober? That's just crazy